Oh yeah! I'm totally a pyro!!!
No. You're a kid. All kids are into fire. Even the 80 year old ones.
Anyway, I talked to the Army recruiter today. It went well. I like the whole getting money thing, on top of the fact that I already have a full scholarship (and then some), so I'll be rolling in piles of cash soon. Ok not really, but I like to pretend.
I'm sorry, I can't top the gummi bear army today. That's probably the most awesome thing I'll be able to do for quite a while, but if I do something awesome again I'll let y'all know.
Next on the agenda...(I don't really have an agenda, that would be lame if I had a blog agenda...but again, I like to pretend) I think I'm going to tell my parents I dropped out of college and joined the Army. It would be hilarious. No I'm not dropping out of college, I'm doing ROTC, but I think it would be funny. Really, why would someone as smart as I am drop out of college? There's more to learn. There's more to...discover.
Next, I'd like to thank everyone who comments on the crap I say. Comments make me happy, you're all awesome and I love you.
I really love this place. It's so cool. I joined for the hot ladies, but I think I love talking with people on the boards n such is just awesome.
Oh I remember what I wanted to talk about now! The girls. They're here to inspire feelings of sexual amourousness in us, and yes they certainly achieve that. I may be crazy for saying this but, in all honesty, I'd rather just hold them than have sex with them. I mean hell, sex would probably be amazing...but...I just want to hold them. This probably goes back to that whole "Pussy on a pedestal" thing from the 40-year-old Virgin, but it's how I feel. Seriously though, they're all goddesses among mortals. Yeah I'll shut up about that now.
Yes, I am insane, thank you for noticing.
No. You're a kid. All kids are into fire. Even the 80 year old ones.
Anyway, I talked to the Army recruiter today. It went well. I like the whole getting money thing, on top of the fact that I already have a full scholarship (and then some), so I'll be rolling in piles of cash soon. Ok not really, but I like to pretend.
I'm sorry, I can't top the gummi bear army today. That's probably the most awesome thing I'll be able to do for quite a while, but if I do something awesome again I'll let y'all know.
Next on the agenda...(I don't really have an agenda, that would be lame if I had a blog agenda...but again, I like to pretend) I think I'm going to tell my parents I dropped out of college and joined the Army. It would be hilarious. No I'm not dropping out of college, I'm doing ROTC, but I think it would be funny. Really, why would someone as smart as I am drop out of college? There's more to learn. There's more to...discover.
Next, I'd like to thank everyone who comments on the crap I say. Comments make me happy, you're all awesome and I love you.
I really love this place. It's so cool. I joined for the hot ladies, but I think I love talking with people on the boards n such is just awesome.
Oh I remember what I wanted to talk about now! The girls. They're here to inspire feelings of sexual amourousness in us, and yes they certainly achieve that. I may be crazy for saying this but, in all honesty, I'd rather just hold them than have sex with them. I mean hell, sex would probably be amazing...but...I just want to hold them. This probably goes back to that whole "Pussy on a pedestal" thing from the 40-year-old Virgin, but it's how I feel. Seriously though, they're all goddesses among mortals. Yeah I'll shut up about that now.
Yes, I am insane, thank you for noticing.
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Some great friends too.
I was a member for a while, and my subscription was running low, I was out of money b/c Christmas was coming. Well some silliness folks all pitched in a upped me for a YEAR! it doesnt get better than that.