Ahhh, Comedy Central is the best thing ever! Reruns of Conan and Mad TV make me happy. 
I cant seem to find the energy to leave my house today, I've got so much to do but no motivation, it even seems like a decent day outside. Beer shakes seem to take the fun out of being in public. Who wants the job of receiving my drunk phone calls at 4AM. Since thats always when I feel like talking. Surfbetty, it seems the 5 times a day we talk is not enough, now I must start waking you up in the middle of the night with drunken rants (I know what your thinking, whats new about that). I think I need to go shopping today, every womans prozac!
My ex boyfriend is dating someone way to young for him. Fuck you! You peter-pan, cradle robbing son of a bitch. Fuckin asshole.
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up these defenses, you build this whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life. You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They do something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own any more. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darknes, so working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.
Neil Gaiman
Thanks to
darkhelmet for this little passage.
I cant seem to find the energy to leave my house today, I've got so much to do but no motivation, it even seems like a decent day outside. Beer shakes seem to take the fun out of being in public. Who wants the job of receiving my drunk phone calls at 4AM. Since thats always when I feel like talking. Surfbetty, it seems the 5 times a day we talk is not enough, now I must start waking you up in the middle of the night with drunken rants (I know what your thinking, whats new about that). I think I need to go shopping today, every womans prozac!
My ex boyfriend is dating someone way to young for him. Fuck you! You peter-pan, cradle robbing son of a bitch. Fuckin asshole.
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up these defenses, you build this whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life. You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They do something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own any more. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darknes, so working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.
Neil Gaiman
Thanks to
darkhelmet for this little passage.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
devastator:
oh, and working out is SO overrated.
vivadeath:
Anyone who likes NOFX and Patsy Cline is cool in my book!