Hi Kidz!!!!
Sorry I've been off the scene for a while. Had 2 weeks of nursing rounds and then was rapt to have a week without any responsibilities or demands. Also, this is traditionally not a good time of year for me but I rode the waves and am now filled with the Christmas spirit. I'm massively in debt, don't know where my next dollar...
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Sorry I've been off the scene for a while. Had 2 weeks of nursing rounds and then was rapt to have a week without any responsibilities or demands. Also, this is traditionally not a good time of year for me but I rode the waves and am now filled with the Christmas spirit. I'm massively in debt, don't know where my next dollar...
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I passed all of my exams. I should be elated but I'm not. I thought this would be the moment that would lift me out of this vague apathetic stupor. Na, still here. Maybe it's coz one exam result brought the High Distinction I got for an essay down to a Credit for the subject.
Last Thursday I went for an interview for a 2...
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neurotica:
Ta, kitten, belated as I am in my "no Internet and no house makes Neurotica something something" tardiness.
So, wait. I'm a little disturbed. I have this random doppelganger who meanders about gaily at Pony? Is she an obnoxious and rather cheap drunk too? I want to meet the little slag and either flay her alive or shag her senseless. How very crudely Freudian and noirish.
I do actually live in Melbourne, though. That is, if I had the inclination to go to Pony, it wouldn't be that horribly far a stretch, and I wouldn't be giving you all that much warning.
So, wait. I'm a little disturbed. I have this random doppelganger who meanders about gaily at Pony? Is she an obnoxious and rather cheap drunk too? I want to meet the little slag and either flay her alive or shag her senseless. How very crudely Freudian and noirish.
I do actually live in Melbourne, though. That is, if I had the inclination to go to Pony, it wouldn't be that horribly far a stretch, and I wouldn't be giving you all that much warning.
neurotica:
Oh, bubs. Only Freddy Krueger can damage you in the gossamer folds of slumber, master of the unconscious as he is. I, however, unfortunately lack his smooth 80s one-liners and somewhat dubious complexion.
You too, and an oily Chanukah to boot.
You too, and an oily Chanukah to boot.
I am now licenced to operate powered water craft in the state of Victoria. I'm sure you are all very relieved.
steven:
Let's steal a cigarette boat and blast over to King Island for a cheese-fuelled hell trip 
steven:
Looking at it now, it's the best comment I've ever posted. Maybe the best comment ever posted, period.
I just worked 4 days straight in the least ventilated bar in Melbourne. I think I'm bleeding from my trachea. I knocked off at 4:30am and spent the next 12 hours listening to the chatter of some very wizened people. Enthralling. Upon getting home I fell into bed and now I'm up in the middle of the night with no food, nothing to do, and...
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janemillicent:
Gorgeous boy, if you lived closer I'd invite you over to play. But all I can do is hope that Melbourne produced something suitably constructive to amuse you.
Oh and in the middle of the night with no food in the house I thank ye gods for 24 service stations and peppermint Magnums or Drumsticks. (Must remember to add mint choc chip ice cream to list of things I cannot live without.)
Oh and in the middle of the night with no food in the house I thank ye gods for 24 service stations and peppermint Magnums or Drumsticks. (Must remember to add mint choc chip ice cream to list of things I cannot live without.)
steven:
What happened to that nice girl you were in love with? She don't wanna play with you no more?
Just got home from work and I am so not tired. Might see if I can role through today and hit the sack early tonight.
I'm going to an interview and medical for the Air Force tomorrow and have to get my resume together for it. If I get in they'll pay for the rest of the degree and pay me $30k a year while...
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I'm going to an interview and medical for the Air Force tomorrow and have to get my resume together for it. If I get in they'll pay for the rest of the degree and pay me $30k a year while...
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melika:
sounds good!
i guess it's promising to know that they're interested in you, even if it IS for next year.
does that mean you have to wait to reapply in july?
good luck, but i think you'll be fine. enjoy your weekend too! lotsa live moosic and beers planned?
i guess it's promising to know that they're interested in you, even if it IS for next year.
does that mean you have to wait to reapply in july?
good luck, but i think you'll be fine. enjoy your weekend too! lotsa live moosic and beers planned?
melika:
LOL, thanks for the offer!
actually if there's any good ska-type events coming up you hear of, lemme know, k? the boy and i would love to catch up with you sometime...
actually if there's any good ska-type events coming up you hear of, lemme know, k? the boy and i would love to catch up with you sometime...
Last exam today - Science for Nurses - and I am royally screwed.
I'm within a bee's dick of passing. Better yet a milipede's dick. Unless milipede is also mili-endowed. Then he's got me FUCKED!
Cross your fingers, or whatever you've got, for me and I will leave you with the lyrics from the greatest song ever written. "Witney?" I hear you say. "Jay-Z?", "Morrissey?",...
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I'm within a bee's dick of passing. Better yet a milipede's dick. Unless milipede is also mili-endowed. Then he's got me FUCKED!
Cross your fingers, or whatever you've got, for me and I will leave you with the lyrics from the greatest song ever written. "Witney?" I hear you say. "Jay-Z?", "Morrissey?",...
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amielle:
No really! I was just curious... 
neurotica:
Dawww.
I just finished the Grandiose Essay of All-Consuming Trauma (TM), but now have to spend the entire sodding holiday writing my frelling thesis. Albeit in said Bond Girl bikini. Obviously. Ain't nothing like writing academic prose about gay porn whilst channeling the aesthetics of Ursula Andress.
I just finished the Grandiose Essay of All-Consuming Trauma (TM), but now have to spend the entire sodding holiday writing my frelling thesis. Albeit in said Bond Girl bikini. Obviously. Ain't nothing like writing academic prose about gay porn whilst channeling the aesthetics of Ursula Andress.
The same fire that melts the butter hardens the egg
fiendclub:
That is like, so deep. *snaps*
Had my first exam today and think I did enough to get me over the line. The big worry is Friday's Science exam, but I should be able to get it together by then.
Questions I aced were "Name", "You want my what, where?", and "You said lick my what?".
And Friday's still not the end of it I'm afraid. I have a...
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Questions I aced were "Name", "You want my what, where?", and "You said lick my what?".
And Friday's still not the end of it I'm afraid. I have a...
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hell_man:
what they said!! 
you'll do great
ps: you can have my job!!
you'll do great
ps: you can have my job!!
melika:
why thank you kind sir!
ah, yeah. me thinks covering up will likely be a requirement...alas...
ah, yeah. me thinks covering up will likely be a requirement...alas...
I just found out the The Pony is celebrating it's 5th birthday this weekend and it looks like it's letting you know with a massive run of acts. For those of you who don't know The Pony is most revered for it's 2am shows allowing the last standing of Melbourne's bottom-feeding rocknroll lowlifes to filter in from all the other gigs and share the common...
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janemillicent:
Hmm, sounds like you should use exams as an excuse for a while! Or just drone on about glomerular filtration until she gets the message... As to hats, in the too cute for words Madeline children's books they call the naughty Spanish boys "Bad Hats", so I think you should start a new saying: instead of "Dud Fuck" say "Bad Hat". It has that kind of oblique secret code ring to it, no?
PS Am terribly jealous, wish I picked up on the weekend, sigh.
PS Am terribly jealous, wish I picked up on the weekend, sigh.
janemillicent:
12 months next week (not that I'm counting or anything)
Just to set the record straight, the 'rugby-nose' was the result of a wayward crowd surfer at a Pantera concert. I re-set it myself in the girls dunny and had to ask a teenage girl in her school uniform if it was straight. That was after I'd calmed down enough and stopped screaming, "MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!".
The sideburns are by design...
The sideburns are by design...
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neurotica:
Yeah, I can appreciate that. Sort of. Given that I just re-watched House of Wax (the original Vincent Price, not that revoltingly retarded Paris Hilton re-make that acted as some sort of soporific) and interpreted the bloody thing as a symbol of communist panic, I can't very well espouse judgment over any one else's somewhat odd cinematic readings.
Oh, you know what wrong is? Wrong is turning Dirty Dancing into a musical.
Oh, you know what wrong is? Wrong is turning Dirty Dancing into a musical.
melika:
yeah i get bored at work a lot. if you check back on my journal you'll see HOW badly that is!!
Good to see your shirts were just as fucking awful in 1999 as they are now.