Wednesday Nov 30, 2005

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I am now licenced to operate powered water craft in the state of Victoria. I'm sure you are all very relieved.
steven:
Let's steal a cigarette boat and blast over to King Island for a cheese-fuelled hell trip oink
steven:
Looking at it now, it's the best comment I've ever posted. Maybe the best comment ever posted, period.

Monday Nov 21, 2005

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I just worked 4 days straight in the least ventilated bar in Melbourne. I think I'm bleeding from my trachea. I knocked off at 4:30am and spent the next 12 hours listening to the chatter of some very wizened people. Enthralling. Upon getting home I fell into bed and now I'm up in the middle of the night with no food, nothing to do, and...
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janemillicent:
Gorgeous boy, if you lived closer I'd invite you over to play. But all I can do is hope that Melbourne produced something suitably constructive to amuse you.

Oh and in the middle of the night with no food in the house I thank ye gods for 24 service stations and peppermint Magnums or Drumsticks. (Must remember to add mint choc chip ice cream to list of things I cannot live without.)
steven:
What happened to that nice girl you were in love with? She don't wanna play with you no more?
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Sunday Nov 13, 2005

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Just got home from work and I am so not tired. Might see if I can role through today and hit the sack early tonight.

I'm going to an interview and medical for the Air Force tomorrow and have to get my resume together for it. If I get in they'll pay for the rest of the degree and pay me $30k a year while...
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melika:
sounds good!
i guess it's promising to know that they're interested in you, even if it IS for next year.
does that mean you have to wait to reapply in july?
good luck, but i think you'll be fine. enjoy your weekend too! lotsa live moosic and beers planned?
melika:
LOL, thanks for the offer!
actually if there's any good ska-type events coming up you hear of, lemme know, k? the boy and i would love to catch up with you sometime...

Thursday Nov 10, 2005

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Last exam today - Science for Nurses - and I am royally screwed.

I'm within a bee's dick of passing. Better yet a milipede's dick. Unless milipede is also mili-endowed. Then he's got me FUCKED!

Cross your fingers, or whatever you've got, for me and I will leave you with the lyrics from the greatest song ever written. "Witney?" I hear you say. "Jay-Z?", "Morrissey?",...
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amielle:
No really! I was just curious... whatever
neurotica:
Dawww.

I just finished the Grandiose Essay of All-Consuming Trauma (TM), but now have to spend the entire sodding holiday writing my frelling thesis. Albeit in said Bond Girl bikini. Obviously. Ain't nothing like writing academic prose about gay porn whilst channeling the aesthetics of Ursula Andress.

Sunday Nov 06, 2005

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Had my first exam today and think I did enough to get me over the line. The big worry is Friday's Science exam, but I should be able to get it together by then.

Questions I aced were "Name", "You want my what, where?", and "You said lick my what?".

And Friday's still not the end of it I'm afraid. I have a...
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hell_man:
what they said!! biggrin you'll do great wink

ps: you can have my job!! tongue
melika:
why thank you kind sir! wink

ah, yeah. me thinks covering up will likely be a requirement...alas...

Tuesday Oct 25, 2005

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I just found out the The Pony is celebrating it's 5th birthday this weekend and it looks like it's letting you know with a massive run of acts. For those of you who don't know The Pony is most revered for it's 2am shows allowing the last standing of Melbourne's bottom-feeding rocknroll lowlifes to filter in from all the other gigs and share the common...
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janemillicent:
Hmm, sounds like you should use exams as an excuse for a while! Or just drone on about glomerular filtration until she gets the message... As to hats, in the too cute for words Madeline children's books they call the naughty Spanish boys "Bad Hats", so I think you should start a new saying: instead of "Dud Fuck" say "Bad Hat". It has that kind of oblique secret code ring to it, no?

PS Am terribly jealous, wish I picked up on the weekend, sigh.
janemillicent:
12 months next week (not that I'm counting or anything)

Sunday Oct 16, 2005

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Just to set the record straight, the 'rugby-nose' was the result of a wayward crowd surfer at a Pantera concert. I re-set it myself in the girls dunny and had to ask a teenage girl in her school uniform if it was straight. That was after I'd calmed down enough and stopped screaming, "MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!".

The sideburns are by design...
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neurotica:
Yeah, I can appreciate that. Sort of. Given that I just re-watched House of Wax (the original Vincent Price, not that revoltingly retarded Paris Hilton re-make that acted as some sort of soporific) and interpreted the bloody thing as a symbol of communist panic, I can't very well espouse judgment over any one else's somewhat odd cinematic readings. biggrin

Oh, you know what wrong is? Wrong is turning Dirty Dancing into a musical.
melika:
yeah i get bored at work a lot. if you check back on my journal you'll see HOW badly that is!!

Monday Oct 03, 2005

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Andy got an extension on his essay for one day so he thought he would use this valueable time to sign me up on Suicide Girls. Great move Andy! You're gonna go all the way...

Saw Serenity today. Not particularly cinematic but still a jaunty little ride. If anyone should actually read this, please drop me a line, so I don't feel like a product...
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steven:
Nah it's just the burners ... you're like SOOO Wolverine, the girlzzz must lurve it wink biggrin blackeyed tongue
janemillicent:
Oh yes very Wolverine, I agree. And there is nothing wrong with rugby noses, although I imagine acquiring them hurts a little, esspecially the bit where the coach rebreaks your nose on the sideline and sends you back on.
How's Andy's assignment going?