It came from Oklahoma City...
And it headed straight for Illinois!
Rich, look out your window... can you see him?
He's pretty big, isn't he. Oh, look... you scared him off. Where is he heading next?
Oh, he's gone to Canada.
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The spider's name is Fred the Destroyer.
In other news, I finally caved in and joined the Ebay cult. I am currently bidding on 2 corsets. I think they are way underpriced so I expect to be outbid on both... but heck I don't know anything about this here ebay stuff. Maybe I will end up with 2 corsets. If not, I found another I like even better than these, just in case I am outbid on both.
As if I needed another addiction.
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I won the bidding for the leather corset. I've decided not to show anyone what it looks like until I'm wearing it. This is the scary part... what if it fits poorly?
I guess I'll just sell it on Ebay.

And it headed straight for Illinois!

Rich, look out your window... can you see him?

He's pretty big, isn't he. Oh, look... you scared him off. Where is he heading next?

Oh, he's gone to Canada.

---
The spider's name is Fred the Destroyer.
In other news, I finally caved in and joined the Ebay cult. I am currently bidding on 2 corsets. I think they are way underpriced so I expect to be outbid on both... but heck I don't know anything about this here ebay stuff. Maybe I will end up with 2 corsets. If not, I found another I like even better than these, just in case I am outbid on both.

As if I needed another addiction.
---
I won the bidding for the leather corset. I've decided not to show anyone what it looks like until I'm wearing it. This is the scary part... what if it fits poorly?
I guess I'll just sell it on Ebay.

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Is that a real spider calling on a map om your wall?