I just ate almost all of the container of kalamata olive hummus. It was really good.
If my asscrack is showing, is that okay? Cuz I'm female, it should be hot. Right?
Mt. Olive pickles are the best, just like the lady at the grocery store said.
Everybody say "Yay!" for Goob's first peanut butter and pickle sandwich in about ten to fifteen years. Yum.
Oh, it's okay that there was mold on other parts of the bread, right? I threw away that part. This part is good.
Tonight I will be going to the Whiskey Tango bar at Philmont and Bustleton. If you know where that is, you should stop by and hang out. My friends' band Juliet is playing there for the last time ever. They have played there every Wednesday night for like FOREVER and now they're done with that gig. So many memories! *sniff* Well anyway that should be some fun.
I feel like my updates are so halfhearted and forced these days. Meh.
Oh and one more thing.
I need a corset. I think it's ridiculous that I still don't own a corset. I mean, really, people? What the hell is my problem?
another update.
My landlady just called me from downstairs. "Ooops, I just caused a gas leak. Can you call PECO's emergency # and have them come out right away?"
Bitch, you better not blow up my house!!!
If my asscrack is showing, is that okay? Cuz I'm female, it should be hot. Right?
Mt. Olive pickles are the best, just like the lady at the grocery store said.
Everybody say "Yay!" for Goob's first peanut butter and pickle sandwich in about ten to fifteen years. Yum.
Oh, it's okay that there was mold on other parts of the bread, right? I threw away that part. This part is good.
Tonight I will be going to the Whiskey Tango bar at Philmont and Bustleton. If you know where that is, you should stop by and hang out. My friends' band Juliet is playing there for the last time ever. They have played there every Wednesday night for like FOREVER and now they're done with that gig. So many memories! *sniff* Well anyway that should be some fun.
I feel like my updates are so halfhearted and forced these days. Meh.
Oh and one more thing.
I need a corset. I think it's ridiculous that I still don't own a corset. I mean, really, people? What the hell is my problem?
another update.
My landlady just called me from downstairs. "Ooops, I just caused a gas leak. Can you call PECO's emergency # and have them come out right away?"
Bitch, you better not blow up my house!!!
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Gas leaks area problem, when I smell one I have this urge to run like hell.
Sex not in the bedroom is the best, I think probably because it is infrequent and the chances of getting caught makes it hot. When Doc and I were about 9 months into our relationship we went to Spain for a holiday. At the time we were sort of wondering if we should continue or split up. Spain was great for discovering more of each other which more or less cemented our last 5 years together. It started on the second day in Barcelona when we were walking along a shitty beach and came across the nude section. All these men with huge penises lying around. A few metres past this Doc was sitting on a rock and I took a picture of her and then since we were so close to the nude section said show some skin for a pic. To my amazement she did and was excited about being captured on film while her boobs where on full display. It was her first. We were so turned on we did it in a parking lot next to the beach leaning up against a guard rail with cars and people going by. It was a great day. On the 3rd time that day in a park we were sorta caught, just as we finished up some cops approached us. They though Doc was a tart. Only our passports saved us. We found out later prostitutes frequent that park. The remainder of the trip was great. Virginia may-be for lovers but Spain is for crazy sex.