goob

Goob turned the lights down low. The room was dressed for sex and so was the Goob. A purdy red dress, with matching stockings and some "fuck me" high heels on.

She had been out to a late bar. There were all sorts of fellas checking here out as she sat there on her own, drink finished, ice melting around the cut lime.

There was the guy to her left, tall, dark, good looking, a guy to her right, sorta innocent looking, sandy coloured hair and some bright blue eyes.

Behind her was another guy giving her the eye, an older man, but well dressed and confident.

Before leaving she had handed each an envelope containing a key and her address.

Now it only remained to see which one would come, if not all three......


Have some good sex this week you naught y girl!

Goob woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat from a strange dream. There was a rustling outside her window, which didn't sound like the usual car or stray cat noises. The light outside was weird and greenish, much like a strange foggy full moon or the ealiest hours of morning, but it was only 5 am and a new moon, so neither were possible. After disentagling herself rom her sheets, rising quitely and slowly, she slipped on a bathrobe tying it carelesly at her side and slipped into the hallway. There was no noise in the house but as she neared the door to the outside she could hear a faint buzzing from the yard below. A strange feeling prickled at the Goob's temples and made her teeth ache, like too much electricity in the air. Feeling nervous and inquisitive, she pushes herself against the door and opens it slowly millemeter by millemeter. An eerie light floods the otheriwse dark hallway and casts a stripe of greenish light over her face. It take her eyes a couple of minutes to adjust and focus on the shape in the yard.

Thje neighbors have started decorating early for christmas early and their yard is filled with lights and decorations of all kinds. Most prominent however is a bizzare 12 foot tall glowing green phallus, which is putting off so much light that every mote of dust on the wall is illuminate. The sheer incandescnet light is painful. The Goob feels slightly annoyed, and notices the giant phallus is vibrating, accounting for the buzz and the rustling noise. I mean, the neighbors are starting to get old and senile, but did they really think this was a good idea?

Goob steps out into the bright green illuminated yard and sweeps the exterior of the neighboring house with her eyes until they fall on a wall socket near the back door where all the lights and the giant light up vibrator seem to be plugged in a flagrant refusal of modern fire safety codes. Goob begins to tiptoe barefoot through the damp garss towards the outlet. Sht stops, looks around, and unplugs the lights. Now plunged in relative darkness, she runs blindly back to the door, steps inside her house, and shuts the door behind her.

Phew. She is safe and everything is silent. Somewhat weirded out by the whole sitation she heads back to her bedroom. Now chilled from standing outside, she gets into bed and pulls the sheets lumpily around her. She cant sleep. Her mind keeps going back to the backyard monstrosity that woke her up. Why was it there? Why did her neighbors plug it in so late at night? Are they really insane? What will she eat for dinner tomorrow? So many things are bugging the Goob. Furstratedly, she stretches towards her dresser and opens the lower drawer. She pulls out her vibrator, which also happens to be green and glow inthe dark.....for a moment she ponders the eerie coincidence......then "buzzzzz"

Within moments the Goob falls asleep, visions of vibrators filling her head.....