Wednesday Mar 15, 2006

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Today is my half birthday. I am 28 1/2 today.

I should bake a cake. Half a cake, of course. wink

silly dirty survey from myspace:

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This is the DIRTY Survey.....for anyone who likes to get down & dirty...b/c who doesn't like to do that...I sure do...Read on & get nasty....life is too short to be good!

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
Yep, two people already!

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Fairmount Park, for one. Through the fence on Forbidden Drive. *(yes, *through* the fence)

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Of course!

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Sometimes if it's that good...

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Yeah, I'm super cuddly.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Ew, yeah... I'll never be able to use a red condom again.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
no, I don't see the point

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
talking is good. but i'm more of just a screamer.

9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX?
No, but I masturbate while on the phone sometimes. Usually during a normal conversation, and the other person has no idea.

10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
Yeah.

11. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Sure.

12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yeah, a few.

13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Quite a few.

14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Yeah, but he turned it off cuz we stopped watching and I was louder than the porn anyway

15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Ah... having sex with B to try to distract myself from loving T, and the only way I could enjoy it was to think of T. frown

16. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Yeah... in the early days before I discovered lube.

17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Embarassing? I dunno. When they sent the dog downstairs cuz we were being too loud in the basement? But that was just funny.

18. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
15, but I don't count it because it wasn't voluntary. So 17.

19. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
frown I finally got to see him last night after 2 weeks away, and all I got were a few kisses. Oh, and his best girl friend went down on my left boob in the middle of the crowded party last night. That was kinda weird. But cool. She's quite charming. Why is it always the left boob?

20. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 19 IS POSSIBLE?
Not right now... but perhaps tomorrow night. Definitely Friday at the latest. I need it. Like I said, two weeks!

***NOTE: NUMBER 19 REFERS TO QUESTION 19, ABOVE #20!!!***

21. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Not really. edit later to say yes. dammit.


fill it out if you want to.

I had a midterm this evening. It was one of the easiest tests I've ever taken. Kinda fun, too. Symbolic Logic is entertaining. Like puzzles. I'm getting good at it.

Last night I got waaay too drunk from trying to keep up with everyone else. That's a bad idea, to keep pace with those who have a higher tolerance. Funny thing, though... I didn't get sick really. I just crashed hard. All of a sudden I was just blasted and could barely walk or think. I went to the bathroom tried to throw up before my body absorbed any more poison, and was only partially successful. After that, the only thing to do was pass out. But for some reason I didn't want to pass out on the couch. So I grabbed my coat and went to my car. I slept all cozy in the backseat with blankets. Drove home at 7am and got to see some crazy flurries. I'm sad that I fucked up the party like that, though. I was having a really good time. And I hadn't seen the boy in 2 weeks so I'm sorry I didn't get to spend any good quality time with him. frown I'll have to go back tomorrow night if I can. And Friday, of course.

Before all this, I did take some pics in the bathroom with my phone. It's kind of a tradition.


same bathroom:


You know what else? Been thinking I want a cat. Now that my sis and her man are buying the house, my landlady no longer has a say in pet rules. So I could probably. But I'm not sure if I can handle the responsibility. Clean house, clean litter box, and spend time with kitty to keep him/her happy. That's a good 15-18 years of responsibility.

kitten. *sigh*

♥

oh, and speaking of pussies, my vagina could REALLY use a tongue bath right now.

miao!!

VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
dominanefret:
You are adorable.

We should hang out sometime.

My parents always did half birthdays for my brother and I... because when we were little we would always get jealous when the other got birthday presents, and our halfbirthdays are right at the others real birthday. Silly.
dominanefret:
1. Been laid in 2006?
*nods*

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Nope. I'm sad.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Who doesn't.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Only once. It was pathetic. Having sex with an exboyfriend.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
It's my favorite part.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
I don't like to regret things... but after the Canadian Boy broke up with me I had a slutty period.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Yes. Often. I am not good at orgasming and so many people don't want to stop until they make me... and it just starts hurting or getting annoying.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Dirty talk.

9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX?
I've also masturbated on the phone when the other person didn't know. No phone sex though.

10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
Yeah.

11. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Sure.

12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yeah, a few. Durtin that slutty phase.

13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Quite a few.

14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Nope

15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
A lot since the breakup with the Canadian Boy.

16. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Nope/

17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
The cat lying on my partner. My room mate walking in. My mom telling my partners to make sure to use a lot of lube.

18. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
19

19. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
The Canadian Boy. A certain girl that will remain nameless.

20. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 19 IS POSSIBLE?
Not blody likely.

***NOTE: NUMBER 19 REFERS TO QUESTION 19, ABOVE #20!!!***

21. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Been feeling pretty asexual lately.


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