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Last night I was supposed to be doing homework... but then Mike text messaged me and said that they were going to Kinky Quizzo night at the bar. Fuck homework!

Our team was called "Double Stuffed Grandmom Queef Drippings" and we kicked major ass. We were full of kinky trivia. Our team came in first, so we won a whole bag of goodies including a Purple Penis Pump, five hours of porn (white asses outdoors), a sex kit (with naughty dice, handcuffs, vibrator, lube, etc), and...

A Venus Butterfly Vibrator!!! just like this one:



As soon as they announced the prizes, I started yelling, "Yay!!! That's mine! I've wanted one for so long, I get the Butterfly!!!" Of course the rest of my team were guys, so what the hell would they do with a clit vibrator anyway?

Totally cooler than doing homework.

(Yes, I tried it out. Yes, it works. I'm kind of unpracticed with vibrators (I started late in life) but I think once we get to know each other it could be a beautiful relationship.)



That's the grin on my face from last night.

Also: Go to Tadzi's journal and vote in his tournament!!!

Also: I am leaving on a jet plane at 9:18am tomorrow morning. Woohoo! So there is a plane window picture for you.