goob

i hope all you happily in love people have a terrible valentines day just like all the single people do.

this is the one holiday that should be banned from the calender because its discrimintory towards single people.

enjoy your dinners,
i hope your credit cards are declined.

enjoy your sex,
i hope your condom breaks.

enjoy your candy
i hope you get fat.

enjoy your teddy bears, i hope they come to life and cut your hair in your sleep.

love always,
lisa

Roses are Red.
Pickles are green.
I like your legs.
And what's in between.


Happy Vagina Day!!!

I'm so tired, of playing
Playing with this bow and arrow
Gonna give my heart away
Leave it to the other girls to play
For I've been a temptress too long

Just. .

Give me a reason to love you
Give me a reason to be
a woman
I just wanna be a woman

From this time, unchained
We're all looking at a different picture
Thru this new frame of mind
A thousand flowers could bloom
Move over, and give us some room

Give me a reason to love you
Give me a reason to be
a woman
I just wanna be a woman

...

So don't you stop being a man
Just take a little look from our side when you can
Sow a little tenderness
No matter if you cry

Give me a reason to love you
Give me a reason to be
a woman.
It's all I wanna be is all woman.

For this is the beginning of forever and ever

Its time to move over...
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