1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
*Metabolic. haha, that was the joke anyway. It was really Michael.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
*Bright Red Granny-Panties
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
*Right now today, I think Joni Mitchell's "Both Sides Now"
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
*I think I might have to go for the steak and potatoes and mushrooms and broccoli.
5. Beatles or Stones?
*I much prefer the Beatles, but sometimes the Stones are groovy.
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
*Terry Schiavo.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
*Hmmm... do you mean someone that needs to shut up about their problems, or someone whose problems should disappear? I plead the fifth.
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
*heh... which is the preferred sex? Most important physical about men - must be taller than I am. Women - um... i'll take em as i get em
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
*I don't hate my friends. If I did, they wouldn't be friends.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
*Time Travel.
11. Favorite hangover cure?
*Bloody Mary! And bacon & eggs.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
*Three? it depends.
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
*You can't always get what you want. But sometimes, you get what you need. Not favorite exactly, but it's true so I like it.
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
*Color doesn't matter, just make sure it's long enough to clutch.
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
*blind. music can't be lost.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
*nothing diagnosed... but I occasionally get panic attacks and I am sometimes kinda OCD.
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
*thank god no.
18. Least favorite month?
*january
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
*the Sword in the Stone
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
*my Holly.
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
*Ray and I went out last weekend for IHOP and a Jarhead matinee.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
*dirty more than violent.
23. Fall or spring?
*ah.... both. Changing seasons are lovely.
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
*That guy in the blue hat from the first SG Burlesque show.
25. If you are gay, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
*I could tell you names of past girls or I could tell you what girl I've got a crush on now but she might be reading this.
Besides, I'm sure she knows.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
*close to family and friends.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
*Holly. and my sister Tina has been there for me when I needed her sometimes, too.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
*hmmm I don't know. Celebrities are actors, so who can tell their true personality? Maybe Wil Wheaton might have been fun to go out with before he was married.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
*heh... Great Expectations in high school. That book sucked so much I couldn't even get through it years later when I tried again.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
*Exciting.
31. Favorite drinking game?
*spin the bottle! Not a drinking game, really, but it helps if you're drinking.
32. What did you dream last night?
*something in a laundromat...
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
fuck if i remember
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
N/A
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
dont care
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
something that would definitely give me the nasty shits. let those fuckers deal with it.
5. Beatles or Stones?
i love the stones, but im a beatlemaniac
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
aww, i aint the one to choose that
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
krissie. and thankfully, i shouldnt have to
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
i like it when they dont talk to me like im a leper
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
no, i just hate everyone else
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
invisibility
11. Favorite hangover cure?
i dont get hangovers
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
depends on what im drinking and your definition of drunk
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
i dont think i could pick a definitive favorite
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
doesnt really matter. but statistically, brown
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
*blind. music can't be lost. (me too)
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
never been to a shrink, though im sure if i had, id probably be medicated
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
nope
18. Least favorite month?
december
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
return of the jedi
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
havent met her yet
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
technically never been on a real date
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
violent
23. Fall or spring?
spring
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
trish...though i really didnt have much of a choice.
25. If you are gay, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
im not. but i sometimes wish i was. i get hit on by guys more than girls.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
pretend to be senile
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
myself
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
beats me? a lot of them are probably assholes. judging on appearances alone, ill say kate winslet
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
huh?
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
predictable
31. Favorite drinking game?
not a big drinker. and incidentally, ive never played spin the bottle
32. What did you dream last night?
nothing, i was working last night.
Don't these people even know what they are saying?
And procrastination is good too!
Still bringing the boy toy and the cousin on Saturday?