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Tuesday Oct 18, 2005

Oct 18, 2005
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20 things about myself?

Aponia is making me work.

I guess I'll do this, but that's a LOT of friggin fun facts. I'll fill them in as I think of them.

1. I have freckles on my eyeballs.

2. My half-birthday is the Ides of March.

3. My first turtle was named Banjo, and Banjo got loose in my yard and ran away. My second turtle was named Morla, and she also ran away in my yard.

4. Rich is here reading over my shoulder and eating corn chips. I can't eat corn chips cuz I'm afraid I might spew.

5. I threw up in the public bathroom at school yesterday. A nice girl watched my bag while I ran to the ladies' room.

6. Once in third grade, I threw up all over my desk in the middle of class.

7. I just got a text message from my boyfriend. It says: "I'm in love with a Goob".

8. I clipped my toenails this morning.

9. I just got this message from some creepy guy on Myspace: "hi .u are hot looking.........i love feet.can i play with yours.lol" How appropriate that I just clipped my toenails. Even more appropriate that I wrote #8 before I checked my Myspace messages.

10. Of all the people on my SG friends list, there are only 11 that I have not met in real life. That means 44 people I have met, or 80%.

11. I'm such an attention whore that I check my email, SG comments, phone, myspace, etc. much more often than necessary.

12. My vomiting was caused by bad food, not by booze. Those are the only things that make me puke. I haven't thrown up from regular flu or anything since I was a kid.

13. I have been in 43 of the 50 states, plus Canada and Mexico, but that's all.

14. My Holly and I have been to both the Northernmost Denny's and the Southernmost Denny's (Fairbanks and Key West) but I really fucking hate Denny's.

15. There's a girl out there who wants me bad. Whatever I did, I musta did it right. wink

16. I'm really tired of writing about myself. This is strange because I love writing about myself.

17. I am late for nearly everything.

18. I can draw unicorns.

19. This one time, at Folk Fest, I stuck my head into an icy cooler and got the beer on my first time. I haven't tried since. a) why ruin a perfect record? and b) that shit is nasty dirty.

20. I'm gonna go to my man's house tonight and probably try to make him watch Sleeping Beauty with me. It's my favorite Disney movie and I want to watch it cuz I'm sick.

Do you really need to know all that about me?

whatever

oh and as far as picking on my friends to make them write a bunch of stuff, I'm not gonna be that way.

So if you WANT to pick up on this, do it and tell me. Then I will add your name here and say "___" loves me and wrote a whole bunch of stuff for me!
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
ampersandwich:
im totally an imposter!
just trying on a new name for a bit - still the same old boring guy beneath the veneer wink


thats alot of barf-related factoids, sunshine...
Oct 20, 2005
nyssa:
luckily I don't have to deal with alcohol-related stomach often.

you really should look much closer at your sandwich before eating it...

see you saturday!

kiss

PS - I've met 79% of my friends list... Not bad...

[Edited on Oct 20, 2005 5:38PM]
Oct 20, 2005

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