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got a new story on my myspace blog, for those parties interested.

please to enjoy:

The Patron Saint of Violence
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alzy:
Boo. You're lame. But I'll be at that party too, so you're in trouble. :p
paulnikon:
Yes. That's why I sent you the link.
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things i need to buy:

this rad DC jacket i found in a skate shop in NoHo
a space heater for my room
a new monitor for my comp
a new external hard drive
thermal under shirts
a second pair of winter boots
thick socks
x-mas presents for my family
non worn out pair of blue jeans
various other winter accessories like gloves and scarves...
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alzy:
I might be around on and off. I'll let you know.
meow:
I'll take whatever I can get. I have soooooo much shit I need to do - I need about 10 slaves.

miao!!
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alzy:
Knowing you, I think burning them probably is the better idea.


ravenisis:
it was this sexy bitch texting you tongue
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you know what is unbearably painful? surgery on your ass to drain an abscess.

it also has ruined my weekend since i'm now on tylenol/codeine and antibiotics.

this probably wouldn't irritate me so much if i had done anything to deserve an infected colon.

this, quite literally, sucks ass.
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alzy:
That's sexy.
thedomfather:
Classy As Always....

You Should Have Gotten Something Stronger Than Tylenol 3 W/ Codeine. That Stuff Is Like Altoids To Me.
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christmas is about 7 weeks away.

that's how long i have to continue getting any action before i hit my dry spell. then, it won't be till mid-summer of next year before i start emitting pheromones again.

summer/fall 2008 was a great run though.

goodbye, vagina. i'll miss you.
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jinger:
funny thing. i had actually written "id like to apologize to mt josh wysh and gonzoe (even tho we only met once he seemed really cool) for ..." but i thought that might be creepy so the 'and gonzoe' part got deleted. guess you'll have to make your way back down to these parts so you can give me a slap on the ass. but it was nice to meet you, now i see what all the hype is about smile
mitska:
Ha ha ha....good luck! smile
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last night was the shit.

SGFL for life.

that's a tattoo i'd almost be willing to get.
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alzy:
absolutely! Let me know the details!
jackskellington3:
yeah sure you don't!
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shanni:
omg thats hideous. Idk where to start
-runs away to gouge out eyeballs-
-Shani
cup_cake:
Tracy sent me a message. she's going to stock you again. i can feel it.
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i'm not entirely positive, but i'm pretty sure this is a japanese horror movie about cursed hair.

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ravenisis:
yeh those were my eating disorder days, ha. i want to see the photos!

its amazing out here. i have a job, i have a nice place to live. im happy blush
paulnikon:
Yo. I finally bought a belt to go with that buckle you got me.
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everyone should expect a disappearing act from me for the next few weeks.

i've been partying and eating like a madman with my friends from out of town and really need to cut back on it for the next couple weeks. plus, i'm gonna have a ton of homework to do since i avoided it like the plague while they were here. couple all this...
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kelseybee:
how's that dissapearing act working out for you?
adamthetob:
food and fun does a number on the bank account, especially now that im having to shell out money at the doctors office every week now. one of us needs to win the lotto already!