gonzoe

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so, if you haven't already noticed, you'll see that i've updated my profile picture. and i have to give MiseryBleeds props for clicking her camera at the right moment and capturing the wonderful moment on film.

if i was a superhero, i'd be 151 Man. my superpowers would not only be to blow huge balls of fire, but i'd also constantly bable incoherently...
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Sometimes the jail can't chain the cell
And the rain's too plain to tell
All alone by a barren well
Scarecrow's only scaring himself

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polishing up my resume today. work is getting absurd. my boss is crazy. the owner is crazy. no one knows what the fuck is going on anymore and it's time to bail while i can....
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the plague hasn't left. it merely went into remission before deciding what part of my body it wanted to attack next. apparently, my sinus's were just an appetizer. it has now moved forth to my lungs. which is good because just the other day i was thinking about how i haven't coughed up any glowing, green fluids lately. marvelous.

so, to everyone who...
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sorry i haven't been around in like, oh, a week. between unpacking and contracting the plague, i wasn't much use as a human being. i spent the second half of last week drinking tea and eating soup. i've also downed a half of a bottle of vitamin c. and, most of my stuff is put away now, also. only got a few details...
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hello, good people of Leonardo, New Jersey. after spending many years abroad, i...have...returned.

(applause)

so, yes, i am now completely relocated to the new apartment. there are still some minor kinks in the place, but it will all be ok soon. soon, i tell you. but at least i can get online. a couple days without internet was painful. of course, it's gonna...
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my cable is getting zotted today while i'm at work. i shall return here from my new place on sunday.

adios!

today, while talking to an old friend at the library, a little, fat, black boy came up to my friend (who works at the library) and said

"do you know where the Captain Underpants books are?"

that event completely made my day.

and why is there a song where Fergie is singing about her lovely lady lumps? that has to be the most disgusting reference...
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i never thought i'd see this day, but it's happened.

being nerdy is trendy.

how the fuck did this happen? how can it be cool to be a nerd? this, by definition, is a contradiction of terms.

the final blow in this war came today. a girl i work with was wearing a shirt that said "I (heart) Nerds". this is from a...
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so, i have to move my crap into my new place on saturday, august 20th. but there's one problem. i have a fuckload of furniture and only the girlfriend to help.

so who wants to help me move?

anyone that helps haul my shit from my old place to my new place will be rewarded with pizza, chicken wings, beer, and.....um......seeing Belleza all...
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gave up trying to figure it out and my head got lost along the way
worn out from giving it out and my soul i pissed it all the way
still stings these shattered nerves
pigs we get what pigs deserve
i'm going all the way down, i'm leaving today

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just watched A Dirty Shame on tv. man, that...
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