for those of you who know i like to write and may sometimes wonder about the stories of which i write, here is an excerpt from a short story of mine called "DjerRUckqS" (say it out phonetically).
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-Six Months Ago-
I wake up and find Vanessa sitting on the couch in an entirely unnatural position. Her chameleon-esque eyes are looking in two, different directions...
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-Six Months Ago-
I wake up and find Vanessa sitting on the couch in an entirely unnatural position. Her chameleon-esque eyes are looking in two, different directions...
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so, still at my mom's house. leaving shortly. watching the lamest World Cup final game ever.
earlier today, i was forced to listen to this two hour argument go on in my mom's kitchen of the 11 people of the homeowners board of the neighborhood. these people argued for two hours over what trees were going to be put in the new entrance. two hours....
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earlier today, i was forced to listen to this two hour argument go on in my mom's kitchen of the 11 people of the homeowners board of the neighborhood. these people argued for two hours over what trees were going to be put in the new entrance. two hours....
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slackerinchief:
Btw that profile pic is one of the coolest on SG
meow:
Spend a lot of time watchin Animal Planet don't ya?
i got sick on monday morning.
argentina only tied (instead of beat ass) in their World Cup game on Wednesday afternoon.
i seriously either bruised or cracked a rib at a concert on Thursday night.
a friend called crying and asked if i could help her move out this weekend.
you remember when you were like 8 and you were playing some type of kid...
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argentina only tied (instead of beat ass) in their World Cup game on Wednesday afternoon.
i seriously either bruised or cracked a rib at a concert on Thursday night.
a friend called crying and asked if i could help her move out this weekend.
you remember when you were like 8 and you were playing some type of kid...
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starr:
What am I suspose to be looking at?
jackskellington3:
dude I never would have thought of you has a golf fan!
The little girl sat crying on the park bench, clutching a pink backpack with an envelope sticking out of it. I sat next to her, phone in my hand. Are you lost?"
"No. My mummy and daddy died and I have to live with Grandma who hates me so I'm running away."
"Oh, honey," I said. "I'm so sorry about your parents."
"Grandma makes me...
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"No. My mummy and daddy died and I have to live with Grandma who hates me so I'm running away."
"Oh, honey," I said. "I'm so sorry about your parents."
"Grandma makes me...
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nosaintxxx:
chimichanga
check out the myspace page for a visual depiction of my birthday party on friday night.
http://www.myspace.com/dr_gonzoe
http://www.myspace.com/dr_gonzoe
poisonivy1221:
Sorry I missed your B-day sweetness!!! But Happy belated!!! 
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black_beard:
Yeah what they all said. Happy Birthday! Enjoy getting tore up tonight!! 
ericdravyn:
Happy Birthday, dude.
INSTRUCTIONS: read the following excerpt about the town idiot and then answer the question below.
STORY:
gonzoe went out with his friend stevo on thursday night. he drank till 2am and went to bed around 3am. he slept 5.5 hours before he had to be at work.
gonzoe is dumb.
on friday night, christina came up from tampa and saw X3 with everyone. then, she...
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STORY:
gonzoe went out with his friend stevo on thursday night. he drank till 2am and went to bed around 3am. he slept 5.5 hours before he had to be at work.
gonzoe is dumb.
on friday night, christina came up from tampa and saw X3 with everyone. then, she...
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marinadenise:
yeah, you are totally the town idiot.
keagan:
Yes, all over again this weekend.
I just realized that reading your vices over there. Is like staring into my very soul. Or my groin.
I just realized that reading your vices over there. Is like staring into my very soul. Or my groin.
and now, a haiku about cheese:
Wonderful yummy
Tastes good with my spaghetti
And squishes in toes
thank you.
Wonderful yummy
Tastes good with my spaghetti
And squishes in toes
thank you.
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nueve:
He'd probably enjoy that. He's a big G.G. Allin fan.
lame.
lame.
paulnikon:
Check out Sash. I have a feeling you will like her.
i am fucking returned.
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poisonivy1221:
Ahhh just couldn't stay away huh!!! Glad to see ya back in circulation!!
norma_jean:
heyyyy. sorry i didn't return your call, i've been working like a bloody dog.
moving downtown this week.
so.fucking.happy.
FUCK UCF AREA, FUCK IT TO DAMN NATION ETERNAL HELL!!!
moving downtown this week.
so.fucking.happy.
FUCK UCF AREA, FUCK IT TO DAMN NATION ETERNAL HELL!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BYE BYE!!!!!!!
parting is such sweet sorrow.
gonzoe is going to be leaving SG on the 22nd when his membership runs out. i have been a member of SG for 2.5 years and this day just eventually comes for everyone.
if anyone desires to stay in touch with me, i can be found under the same moniker at myspace - Gonzoe.
i have...
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parting is such sweet sorrow.
gonzoe is going to be leaving SG on the 22nd when his membership runs out. i have been a member of SG for 2.5 years and this day just eventually comes for everyone.
if anyone desires to stay in touch with me, i can be found under the same moniker at myspace - Gonzoe.
i have...
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leek:
see ya, guy!
remember july 4th, 2004? i hope you come back soon.
remember july 4th, 2004? i hope you come back soon.
blackbirdy:
aww...miss ya gonzoe!!
Keeley
and what movie are we going see?
and do i need to purchase tickets online due to possible fear of them being sold out?