gonzoe

for those of you that were wondering, no, i have no clue what suburban chicken is.

though i did find it humorous how you all focused on that one piece of the blog entry like THAT was what was absurd about it. like "oh, the rest of this we get. this makes sense. but suburban chicken? that's just crazy talk."

apparently me being on fire...
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have you ever wanted a fish?

i have.

twice.

and then i wanted some suburban chicken.

in a bucket.

nine times.

i'm on FIIIIREEEE!!!!


.......i need to quit drinking.

all men rejoice.

jessica biel is contractually obligated to get naked in her next movie.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08162007/gossip/pagesix/biels_going_bare_pagesix_.htm

best. episode. ever.

my apartment management company is a group of nazis.

they need 60 days notice for intention to vacate.

i gave them 58.

they are penalizing me by making me pay the month-to-month rate for my apartment for the month of October.

i don't understand why just charging me some $50 administration fee isn't simpler.

oh, and my original lease actually says 30 day notice. when...
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my band that broke up five and a half years ago is getting back together for one last show before i move to NYC. we're all meeting up on thurs to figure out practice times and such.

i haven't picked up a mic since 2002.

this is gonna be so weird.

so, i'm headng down to south florida for a few days on wednesday. i haven't been down there in a couple months and, seeing as i'm moving to NYC soon, probably won't have very many chances to head down there to see the fam before i leave.

i'll be back saturday afternoon, but have to work all weeekend.

so is there anything going on tomorrow...
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sometimes i think my life is relatively normal. then i stop and think for a moment.......

on the fourth of july, i went to one barbecue with some friends at 2pm and hung out and ate some lovely burgers and mac and cheese. aroudn 8pm, i met up with my SG pals armyofrobots, MotherTeresa, Wysh, and a few others. we went to these people's house...
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drinking + up late + hate of surveys + stupidity = my own, insane survey


1. How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
Usually twice. Once in the morning and once at night.

2. Do you remember what you got for Christmas last year?
Honestly, not really. Probably some books and PS2 games. And I remember both my bro and sis got...
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the spinal column transplant i just gave my computer was successful. it still needs some physical therapy, but it looks like it's going to pull through.

expect to me online at annoyingly constant rate again soon.

my computer is near death. this means signing online for me is a near impossibility right now. currently, i'm in my old office hijacking a coworkers computer.

how and when the situation will be remedied is still undetermined.

but if i'm not around the site as much as usual, don't be surprised.