the status of my life, in pieces:
so, my boss texted me this morning (and the rest of the restaurant staff) to let me know that he was fired by the owners. not only does this suck cause he was a great boss, but i'd say that there's now a 90% chance that i'll be fired before my bday (june 2, for those who don't know). the owners hate me cause they see me as a weird, pierced freak and are itching to replace me. so, that's great.
in better news, i finally got confirmation on my internship for the summer. i will be doing publicity and marketing at William Morrow, which is a division of HarperCollins. you comic nerds will know it as the publisher who put out Warren Ellis' book Crooked Little Vein a year or two ago. pretty rad.
i will also be registering for classes for the last time ever on monday afternoon. this fills me with immense joy. but i'm really pissed that there was a senior thesis class this semester on Literature and Religion and i didn't fucking know it. so now i have to take a class on the Philosophy of Language instead, which is still cool, but not half as good as what i could have had.
i've had an abscess in my lower intestine for about 6 months now. i'm going to finally have ridiculously unpleasant surgery for it on may 20th. i don't exaggerate when i say that i'm not sure how i'm going to have bowel movements for three months. it will also mark the first time in my life when i'll have to be put under for a surgical procedure. oh, mind you that i did nothing to cause this. quod the doctor "it just happens."
lastly, i still have a girlfriend. in the 11 years since i've been out of high school, she is only my third. and she may not endorse public nudity as much as my last gf did, but she's way more awesome by leaps and bounds. course, i'm still only one month deep, so i'm pretty sure everyone says that at this point. still, all is well for now.
oh, almost forgot.
here's my brother walking around the streets of LA with a tranny.
so, my boss texted me this morning (and the rest of the restaurant staff) to let me know that he was fired by the owners. not only does this suck cause he was a great boss, but i'd say that there's now a 90% chance that i'll be fired before my bday (june 2, for those who don't know). the owners hate me cause they see me as a weird, pierced freak and are itching to replace me. so, that's great.
in better news, i finally got confirmation on my internship for the summer. i will be doing publicity and marketing at William Morrow, which is a division of HarperCollins. you comic nerds will know it as the publisher who put out Warren Ellis' book Crooked Little Vein a year or two ago. pretty rad.
i will also be registering for classes for the last time ever on monday afternoon. this fills me with immense joy. but i'm really pissed that there was a senior thesis class this semester on Literature and Religion and i didn't fucking know it. so now i have to take a class on the Philosophy of Language instead, which is still cool, but not half as good as what i could have had.
i've had an abscess in my lower intestine for about 6 months now. i'm going to finally have ridiculously unpleasant surgery for it on may 20th. i don't exaggerate when i say that i'm not sure how i'm going to have bowel movements for three months. it will also mark the first time in my life when i'll have to be put under for a surgical procedure. oh, mind you that i did nothing to cause this. quod the doctor "it just happens."
lastly, i still have a girlfriend. in the 11 years since i've been out of high school, she is only my third. and she may not endorse public nudity as much as my last gf did, but she's way more awesome by leaps and bounds. course, i'm still only one month deep, so i'm pretty sure everyone says that at this point. still, all is well for now.
oh, almost forgot.
here's my brother walking around the streets of LA with a tranny.
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You reminded me, though, that that's what it's about. I'm supposed to eat more so I have more nutrition, not just for the sake of eating more. Sometimes it's hard for me to remember the nutritional aspect of food.