An excerpt from my MySpace blog story about the night my cell phone got stolen by a hooker:
"Bordo Bar was the place we had been looking for all night. A small, two story bar with a rickety, metal spiral staircase to the second floor. One wall was made of brick and had a small, non-functioning fireplace in it. The drinks were cheap and they even made shots. Oh, and did I mention how there was more than one table of young, attractive women? No? Well, guess what? There was.
My brother and I sit at a table next to four girls when I tell him to walk up and offer to buy them a drink. I would've done it myself, but I don't speak Spanish nearly well enough to negotiate those kinds of war terms. Hilariously, within 30 seconds of the offer, my brother finds out two things about these women. One, they all speak English. Two, they are all 17 and seniors in high school. These are literally the first two sentences out of these girls' mouths. I'm laughing my ass off when they tell us to pull up chairs and join them. If I was in the US, I probably would have suspected that it was a Chris Hansen sting operation. But, when in Rome....
We end up staying there talking to these girls until about 4am. They teach us this word "pesuti" which they described by saying "You know Paris Hilton? Lindsay Lohan? Nicole Richie? They are all pesuti." That pretty much summed it up. We eventually leave and head home for the evening.
That was your setup. Now, for the main event."
Read the epic in it's entirety here.
"Bordo Bar was the place we had been looking for all night. A small, two story bar with a rickety, metal spiral staircase to the second floor. One wall was made of brick and had a small, non-functioning fireplace in it. The drinks were cheap and they even made shots. Oh, and did I mention how there was more than one table of young, attractive women? No? Well, guess what? There was.
My brother and I sit at a table next to four girls when I tell him to walk up and offer to buy them a drink. I would've done it myself, but I don't speak Spanish nearly well enough to negotiate those kinds of war terms. Hilariously, within 30 seconds of the offer, my brother finds out two things about these women. One, they all speak English. Two, they are all 17 and seniors in high school. These are literally the first two sentences out of these girls' mouths. I'm laughing my ass off when they tell us to pull up chairs and join them. If I was in the US, I probably would have suspected that it was a Chris Hansen sting operation. But, when in Rome....
We end up staying there talking to these girls until about 4am. They teach us this word "pesuti" which they described by saying "You know Paris Hilton? Lindsay Lohan? Nicole Richie? They are all pesuti." That pretty much summed it up. We eventually leave and head home for the evening.
That was your setup. Now, for the main event."
Read the epic in it's entirety here.
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I don't know man....I didn't fucking design the game!
maybe he'll become a dragon?