a week ago, a large piece of one of my molar's fell out while i was flossing. even though i don't have dental insurance, i am an NYU student, so i went to the dental clinic. yes, most of the work and exams are performed by students, but it's free. and i have no dental insurance. and my teeth are falling out.
long story short, the guy takes a couple x-rays and comes back in to tell me i more than likely am in need of a root canal. since the job is for an endodontic, he drills out the decay (so it doesn't get worse) and patches me up with a kind of temporary filling.
so while i'm sitting around with a jacked up jaw, waiting for my dental surgery, i notice a literal pain in my ass starting to form. it's not a hemorrhoid because those form IN your ass and this is more like in the cheek. at first i don't worry about it cause it's minor, but by last night, i was waking up in the middle of the night because of the pain.
i went to the doctor today to find out that i have an anorectal abscess. basically, somewhere in one of the little side glands in my lower intestine or something, an infection formed. it got worse. and to protect it from spreading, my body filled it with pus.
yes, this is as disgusting as it sounds. a massively inflamed, infected, pus-filled cavity in my ass.
this non-metaphorical "pain in the ass" is now so bad that without tylenol, its incredibly painful to stand, sit, and walk. it's still painful with tylenol, but now it's tolerable.
i'm finding this all lovely since i regularly brush, floss, and use mouthwash; as well as exercise regularly, take vitamin supplements, and eat organic whenever possible.
i also have finals in two weeks and rather than getting a nice break from the 30+ hours i've been working a week on top of school full time at NYU, i'm pretty sure my boss will be giving me a good 50 hours a week starting in may.
and i haven't had sex in 4 months.
god hates a jew.
long story short, the guy takes a couple x-rays and comes back in to tell me i more than likely am in need of a root canal. since the job is for an endodontic, he drills out the decay (so it doesn't get worse) and patches me up with a kind of temporary filling.
so while i'm sitting around with a jacked up jaw, waiting for my dental surgery, i notice a literal pain in my ass starting to form. it's not a hemorrhoid because those form IN your ass and this is more like in the cheek. at first i don't worry about it cause it's minor, but by last night, i was waking up in the middle of the night because of the pain.
i went to the doctor today to find out that i have an anorectal abscess. basically, somewhere in one of the little side glands in my lower intestine or something, an infection formed. it got worse. and to protect it from spreading, my body filled it with pus.
yes, this is as disgusting as it sounds. a massively inflamed, infected, pus-filled cavity in my ass.
this non-metaphorical "pain in the ass" is now so bad that without tylenol, its incredibly painful to stand, sit, and walk. it's still painful with tylenol, but now it's tolerable.
i'm finding this all lovely since i regularly brush, floss, and use mouthwash; as well as exercise regularly, take vitamin supplements, and eat organic whenever possible.
i also have finals in two weeks and rather than getting a nice break from the 30+ hours i've been working a week on top of school full time at NYU, i'm pretty sure my boss will be giving me a good 50 hours a week starting in may.
and i haven't had sex in 4 months.
god hates a jew.
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Abscess, that doesn't sound fun.