gonzoe

tonight at work i was working in the lounge area. this is a portion of our restaurant which is just 4 small tables that are kind of off to the side and just used as overflow for walk-ins that we don't have room for. around 9:30/10:00 i get two tables of girls who are both decently attractive. over the course of the next hour and change i flirt with both tables cause, well, that's how i roll. one is a table of 3 girls, the other, of 2 girls.

at one point, and i shit you not, i'm talking to the 3 girls and one of the girls at the other table yells out "excuse me! stop flirting with our waiter!". i laugh and shrug it off. the 2 girls that yelled out soon leave, but not before slytly leaving me their phone number.

then, around 11pm, the only table left is the table of 3 girls. one of them asks me when i'm getting off work, and i say as soon as you pay, cause you're my last table. the same girls invites me out with them and gives me her phone number. i end up going to a bar and making out with her for a while. if i was less of a man, i could have slept with her. but she was kinda drunk and i don't take advantage of trashed girls i've only known for one night. i have few beliefs. but karma is one of them.

regardless, i had two tables of girls fighting over me at work tonight. both gave me a phone number. and one of them i made out with.

for real, why didn't i move to new york liek a decade ago?