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Booger Raton, FL

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Tuesday Jul 03, 2007

Jul 3, 2007
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drinking + up late + hate of surveys + stupidity = my own, insane survey


1. How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
Usually twice. Once in the morning and once at night.

2. Do you remember what you got for Christmas last year?
Honestly, not really. Probably some books and PS2 games. And I remember both my bro and sis got me the same Talking Heads CD.

3. Talking Heads? That's....nevermind. Where do you work?
At a restaurant called Hue. I bus tables and barback.

4. Have you visited more than 10 US states?
No, I've been to exactly 10 other states.

5. Where is the last place you ate?
At Sweet Tomatoes. Alone. It was sad.

6. Why were you alone? You some kind of loser?
No, I was just out that way and wanted to eat at Sweet Tomatoes. Don't be mean about it.

7. Fine, douche. Do you ever cry yourself to sleep, mama's boy?
This is getting a little mean. Can't we go back to normal questions.

8. Oh, I'm a pussgina. I can't take being made fun of. Fine. Have you ever been in love?
Yes, I....

9. It was to a man, wasn't it? You so love the cock.
Dude, seriously, what the fuck is your problem? It wasn't a man!

10. My problem is that this survey is being filled out by a re-re. It so was a man, wasn't it? His name was Duke and he rode a Harley.
Fuck you, man. At least I'm not a stupid survey. Oooooh, I go along getting filled out by 12 year old girls all day.

11. Oh, so that's how it's gonna be?
Ya, you pig fucker.

12. Ya, well, how about this - How many times a day do you masturbate?
The hell? No one wants to know that.

13. You think? They probably would if they knew the answer was 4 to 6 times a day..
You're a damn liar!

14. And what do you think about when you wank the crank?
I refuse to answer anymore of your questions.

15. Is that because you know the answer is small, woodland creatures?
I hate you so much. This isn't even a survey anymore.

16. What are you talking about? Everything I've said has been a question. You just suck. See? Question.
*sigh* I'm going home now.

17. You are home, dickwad.
Hah! That wasn't a question!

18. So? What difference does that make?
You've just negated you're existence. As a survey, you have to ask questions. Making a statement makes you the opposite of what you really are.

19. I fail to see your point....Hey, I feel weird.
You're fading from existence, fuck ass. Hah! I win! Goodbye forever, you sucky survey!

20. Noooooooo! I'll be baaaaaaack!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

and.....end scene.

i need more booze.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
joleigh:
I believe this is a top secret mission no talky talky
Jul 7, 2007
sinlover:
Some pretty demented stuff goes on in your head...............................
Now I don't feel so bad.

ARRR!!!
Jul 8, 2007

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