Thursday - A lesbian told me she would have sex with me if she were straight
Friday - Discussed the outline of a low budget horror movie I'll be scripting
Saturday - Passed out drunk on the hood of a car at a strip club
Sunday - At 3pm, my breathalyzer informed me my BAL was still .07 even though I hadn't drank in 10 hours
Monday - Found out that in the near future there's a good chance I'm going to end up hooking up with a girl that's a Seventh Day Adventist
Tuesday - Walked out of my boss's office and told her I don't give a shit if she gets me fired
Today - Going to Ale House with a bunch of girls that I'm going to Europe with
My life is entertaining, if anything.
Friday - Discussed the outline of a low budget horror movie I'll be scripting
Saturday - Passed out drunk on the hood of a car at a strip club
Sunday - At 3pm, my breathalyzer informed me my BAL was still .07 even though I hadn't drank in 10 hours
Monday - Found out that in the near future there's a good chance I'm going to end up hooking up with a girl that's a Seventh Day Adventist
Tuesday - Walked out of my boss's office and told her I don't give a shit if she gets me fired
Today - Going to Ale House with a bunch of girls that I'm going to Europe with
My life is entertaining, if anything.
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that I would have sex with you stop lying....
oh by the way your awesome