because i haven't done this for a while, here are the cold, hard numbers behind my Thanksgiving weekend:
Items in this list directly related to Thanksgiving - 0
Crying girls consoled - 2
Nights spent drinking Vodka Tonics - 3
Total dollars spent on first two nights of drinking - 6
Tracks on the Ken Nordine CD "Colors" - 34
Of those which resemble any form of sanity - 0
James Bond movies watched - 6
Friends of my brother's named Nicole who have black and blonde hair - 2
Of them who like torturing my brother by telling him they think I'm hot - 1
Pages read of Atlas Shrugged - 41
Percentage of the book those pages make up - 3.5
Bottles of Czech Absinthe procured - 1
Brain cells it will probably destroy - 50,000
Leprechauns captured in my leprechaun traps - 0
Items in this list directly related to Thanksgiving - 0
Crying girls consoled - 2
Nights spent drinking Vodka Tonics - 3
Total dollars spent on first two nights of drinking - 6
Tracks on the Ken Nordine CD "Colors" - 34
Of those which resemble any form of sanity - 0
James Bond movies watched - 6
Friends of my brother's named Nicole who have black and blonde hair - 2
Of them who like torturing my brother by telling him they think I'm hot - 1
Pages read of Atlas Shrugged - 41
Percentage of the book those pages make up - 3.5
Bottles of Czech Absinthe procured - 1
Brain cells it will probably destroy - 50,000
Leprechauns captured in my leprechaun traps - 0
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le sigh