gonzoe

things i learned this weekend -

*hummus smells like sweaty vagina

*soup from Crispers is cooked in an old sock

*it is not physically possible for Poe to be ready to go out in under 40 minutes

*deep fried green beans are surprisingly tasty

*i am, in fact, bringing sexy back

*Adore doesn't like it when people stir at her. not stare. stir.

*ogres live in the go-karts at Andretti Thrill Park


yes, it was a really crazy weekend. four nights in a row of drinking. eight hours of sleep on sat and sun nights combined.

stick a fork in me. i'm done.