it's official. i'm keeping the hair.
all the attractive, single, or attractive AND single (my favorite) girls told me to keep the long hair.
disturbingly, only the men told me to cut my hair. which is another reason i'm not cutting it. i have to fight off enough of the ladies as it is. i don't need to be fighting back the guys off also.
i also discovered this weekend that i'm far better at breathing fire when i'm drunk than i am when i'm sober.
which is funny, yet, seemingly appropriate.
in entirely unrelated news, i just got my back tattoo touched up and my back doesn't feel happy.
which lucky girl wants to come over and rub lotion on my back?
all the attractive, single, or attractive AND single (my favorite) girls told me to keep the long hair.
disturbingly, only the men told me to cut my hair. which is another reason i'm not cutting it. i have to fight off enough of the ladies as it is. i don't need to be fighting back the guys off also.
i also discovered this weekend that i'm far better at breathing fire when i'm drunk than i am when i'm sober.
which is funny, yet, seemingly appropriate.
in entirely unrelated news, i just got my back tattoo touched up and my back doesn't feel happy.
which lucky girl wants to come over and rub lotion on my back?
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myrtle1:
Heyyy..I said smells like, not tastes like, but if it smells like candy canes, and looks like bubble gum, it must taste like something in between, right?.....
sixfooter:
hm we may be able to arrange that... lol