the next time someone asks why i hate mankind, i'm going to refer them to this IM conversation i just had.
please note that i had no idea who the person talking to me was. i only talked to them out of sheer curiousity.
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: ?
Gonzoe: !
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: ey
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: u know jin?
Gonzoe: jin?
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: the azn
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: freestyler
Gonzoe: i dont believe so
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: ...
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: U said he went to the bay
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: u dumb fuckj
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: u fucking stupid ass
Gonzoe: the hell are you talking about
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: to your school
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: or something
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: ..
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: FUCKING JIN
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: hes azn
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: he fcking rap
Gonzoe: i dont know any rappers
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: who's this
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: wtf go on starcraft
Gonzoe: go on starcraft? i dont even know you
Gonzoe: are you high?
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: yeah right
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: stfu gonzoe faggot
Gonzoe: wow, that cut deep
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: nevermind
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: wrong person
Gonzoe: obviously, douche
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: shut the fuck up bitch ass nigga i'll fuck u up
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: cracker
Gonzoe: i figured it out! i'm talking to 50 cent! only he could come up with words that tight!
Gonzoe: can i have your autograph fifty?!
Gonzoe: go blow a goat and leave me alone
at this point i turned my away message on and continued working on my mythology paper.
worst.......episode.......ever
please note that i had no idea who the person talking to me was. i only talked to them out of sheer curiousity.
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: ?
Gonzoe: !
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: ey
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: u know jin?
Gonzoe: jin?
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: the azn
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: freestyler
Gonzoe: i dont believe so
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: ...
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: U said he went to the bay
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: u dumb fuckj
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: u fucking stupid ass
Gonzoe: the hell are you talking about
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: to your school
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: or something
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: ..
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: FUCKING JIN
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: hes azn
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: he fcking rap
Gonzoe: i dont know any rappers
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: who's this
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: wtf go on starcraft
Gonzoe: go on starcraft? i dont even know you
Gonzoe: are you high?
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: yeah right
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: stfu gonzoe faggot
Gonzoe: wow, that cut deep
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: nevermind
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: wrong person
Gonzoe: obviously, douche
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: shut the fuck up bitch ass nigga i'll fuck u up
Oo iTz sLeEpY oO: cracker
Gonzoe: i figured it out! i'm talking to 50 cent! only he could come up with words that tight!
Gonzoe: can i have your autograph fifty?!
Gonzoe: go blow a goat and leave me alone
at this point i turned my away message on and continued working on my mythology paper.
worst.......episode.......ever
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Hey man,
I LOVED your new article in the Valencia Souce on our Punk Culture ceasing to exist. Thank-you, Thank-you, Thank YOU!
Too much, I fucking choked laughing when I read the line about bands getting recording contracts from Cracker Jack boxes (the names they come up with) should get a vasectomy.
(Although I have some nerve, considering the vaudeville-music idea for my "Buy$exual" made it the gayest song EVAH. - My apologies to cast and crew - hehe).
Might I just add, that I apologize for the purchase of my fishnet armbands at Hot Topic. I was not aware I killed a fairy.
Thank you for educating me.
I bought new wings to make up for it. Hopefully your girlfriend will wear them in my next film.
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