gonzoe

i need everyone's help.

i don't have a job and am collecting unemployment.

in order to keep it that way, i must act like i'm applying for jobs.

so, if you're not hiring where you work, please give me the name and address of your company so i can say i've applied there and not been hired.

no one will call you up or anything to verify this. i can very easily tell them i had a friend and handed over my resume to try to get a job. alas, they weren't hiring.

thank you all for your assistance.

ps - don't let them see you're afraid