here they are, the cold, hard numbers behind my trip to Argentina:
Length of Stay, in Days - 9
Nights I Went Out Drinking - 7
Hours Between Plane Landing and Trip to First Bar - 4
Museums Visited - 0
Churches Visited - 0
Malls Visited - 4
Cemeteries Visited - 1
Meals Eaten Not Containing Meat or Pasta - 3
Subsequent Pounds I...
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Length of Stay, in Days - 9
Nights I Went Out Drinking - 7
Hours Between Plane Landing and Trip to First Bar - 4
Museums Visited - 0
Churches Visited - 0
Malls Visited - 4
Cemeteries Visited - 1
Meals Eaten Not Containing Meat or Pasta - 3
Subsequent Pounds I...
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getting on the plane in about 5 hours. don't expect to hear from me till late morning/early afternoon tomorrow.
also, my phone is still defunct, so the internet is the only way to get ahold of me. i should have telephone communication available again on thursday.
peas.
also, my phone is still defunct, so the internet is the only way to get ahold of me. i should have telephone communication available again on thursday.
peas.
alzy:
Have a safe flight! See you soon!
so, seriously.
a hooker pick-pocketed me on the street last night.
she, oddly, didn't go for my wallet and instead stole my phone.
which, as a helio, is fuckall useless in argentina.
regardless, it means i'm out a phone.
so you know the drill - start sending me phone numbers people.
a hooker pick-pocketed me on the street last night.
she, oddly, didn't go for my wallet and instead stole my phone.
which, as a helio, is fuckall useless in argentina.
regardless, it means i'm out a phone.
so you know the drill - start sending me phone numbers people.
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lolablu:
Call you to plan tomorrow? Sound good?
vimes:
Jezus! hahaha sorry about the phone.
Yes I will troll from nubiles with you. TGI Fridays makes it even better! This friday is out though. Any other time during the week?
Yes I will troll from nubiles with you. TGI Fridays makes it even better! This friday is out though. Any other time during the week?
my plane leaves for argentina in about 7 hours.
86 Gonzoe.
i don't expect to be missed.
86 Gonzoe.
i don't expect to be missed.
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jaylin:
Nothing will top LOVE. The Beatles own my soul. I feel like I destroyed all other Cirque experiences by seeing LOVE, haha
lolablu:
I think you're insane. But, yeah, it's the "artistic temperament."
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lolablu:
It's a deal. It'll be like Freaky Friday for depressives.
jaylin:
August 19-24th. I'll be in Orlando 
currently:
tonight i went and did karaoke with damn near half of my restaurant's staff. personally, i did horrible renditions of Journey's Don't Stop Believing, Warrant's Cherry Pie, and Kanye's Gold Digger. it was the shit.
i'm seriously considering getting a new tattoo while i'm in argentina. there's a lot of good artists down there and i've wanted a tarot card Hanged Man tattoo on...
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tonight i went and did karaoke with damn near half of my restaurant's staff. personally, i did horrible renditions of Journey's Don't Stop Believing, Warrant's Cherry Pie, and Kanye's Gold Digger. it was the shit.
i'm seriously considering getting a new tattoo while i'm in argentina. there's a lot of good artists down there and i've wanted a tarot card Hanged Man tattoo on...
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alzy:
Now I'm sad that I missed all the making out 
And I know it's a nice necklace, but i also know my tits are nicer. So I can't really blame you.
And I know it's a nice necklace, but i also know my tits are nicer. So I can't really blame you.
JoLeigh is currently at the airport and is probably boarding the airplane to FL right about now.
that was way too short.
womp womp.
that was way too short.
womp womp.
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harper:
we leave wednesday morning.
spica:
Hey!
Unfortunately I don't know about good tatto shops (bad either, I'm just unexperienced). But feel free to join the group SG South America. There's a lot of members from Buenos Aires who might be able to suggest a good place.
Unfortunately I don't know about good tatto shops (bad either, I'm just unexperienced). But feel free to join the group SG South America. There's a lot of members from Buenos Aires who might be able to suggest a good place.
i put in my notice at work today.
god i fucking hate my job.
god i fucking hate my job.
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alzy:
I am most definitely coming out August 1st. I'm excited And I didn't think your comment was bitchy. You told it like it was. 
And I didn't think your comment was bitchy. You told it like it was.
harper:
Larry and I will be in your neck of the woods Labor Day weekend. We will be drinking. A lot.
a week and a half ago, i put up some links to some stories i wrote, but then overposted the entry for my Argentina/Brazil soccer game advertisement only one day later.
so, i offer them to you again. this time i'll probably leave them up for just a smidge longer.
The Stationary Transient
The Last Sane Human
The Taxicab Messiah
The Pilgrimage
The Feral Ones...
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so, i offer them to you again. this time i'll probably leave them up for just a smidge longer.
The Stationary Transient
The Last Sane Human
The Taxicab Messiah
The Pilgrimage
The Feral Ones...
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lizardam:
These stories are great. Thanks for reposting them, as I hadn't gone through all of them. Cheers.
hey all. tomorrow night im gonna head to Nevada Smiths in the Village to watch the Brazil/Argentina soccer game. if you wish to join me, just give me a holla. kickoff is at 9pm. word.
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joleigh:
no one wants to be your friend duh!
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you drunk
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you drunk
jackskellington3:
yeah sorry I didn't make it that other night. the staff meeting I had to go to kept being pushed back, and by the time I got out of it I had no real interest in doing anything other than going home and getting some sleep!
over the last three months, i've written a few first -person stories that have served as my blog entries on myspace. since they've been quite popular with my friends over there, i thought i'd share them with you here, as well.
The Stationary Transient
The Last Sane Human
The Taxicab Messiah
The Pilgrimage
The Feral Ones
don't worry, my profile is public, so you'll be...
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The Stationary Transient
The Last Sane Human
The Taxicab Messiah
The Pilgrimage
The Feral Ones
don't worry, my profile is public, so you'll be...
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alzy:
haha you sure do have some adventures! I like the way you write. You tell a good story.
just a quick question:
isn't it impossible to make statements like this:
"On his radio program, while discussing Sen. Barack Obama's presidential candidacy, Rush Limbaugh asserted that the Democratic Party was "go[ing] with a veritable rookie whose only chance of winning is that he's black."
when in the past, we've had this:
A Look at Other Black Presidential Candidates Before Obama
Shirley Chisholm. A New...
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isn't it impossible to make statements like this:
"On his radio program, while discussing Sen. Barack Obama's presidential candidacy, Rush Limbaugh asserted that the Democratic Party was "go[ing] with a veritable rookie whose only chance of winning is that he's black."
when in the past, we've had this:
A Look at Other Black Presidential Candidates Before Obama
Shirley Chisholm. A New...
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meow:
Because Rush Limbaugh is ignorant.
Sorry for zombiefying you. The numbers in your entry here are keeping my brain safe and piefilling-y.
*hides in Cemetaries Visited*