so i had this really bizarre dream last night that aliens were taking over the planet. when we were up on the ufo, my sister was getting all pissed at me cause i kept saying we were gonna die. it was funny.
did i mention i could fly in this dream?
i know, i know, i need to stop doing acid before i go to...
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did i mention i could fly in this dream?
i know, i know, i need to stop doing acid before i go to...
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so sorry i never update. its mainly cause i have a disease. its called lame. some of you may have heard of it or have friends who also have this disease. it isn't fatal, but is still rather detrimetnal to one's health nonetheless. i am working on recovering, but i probably never will. don't worry though, lameness is not contagious.
by the way, have i...
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surfbetty:
You have LAME too? See that my friend is why I think you are so cool..... 
evilwillow:
lame bitch.
gonzoe:
other
i'm a feline
you know what i mean?
and i leave a little turd in the catbox
in the catbox
in the catbox, ya
i leave a little turd in the catbox
fear my parody skills.
fear them.
you know what i mean?
and i leave a little turd in the catbox
in the catbox
in the catbox, ya
i leave a little turd in the catbox
fear my parody skills.
fear them.
hael:
Ok i'm seriously considering bludgining myself with something heavy and blunt because i immediatly thought ... right said fred ....
surfbetty:
OH I do fear them...but I really like the original...
[Edited on Apr 13, 2004 10:45AM]
[Edited on Apr 13, 2004 10:45AM]
so i was thinking the other day, i don't think having sex with your brothers and/or sisters should be illegal. i mean, what's the big deal? i think my sister's hot and i'd totally have sex with her..........
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ya, right. just kidding. april fool's. dumbass.
oh, and sorry i disappeared from the journals again.
but now i'm back.
peekaboo.
eh, i'm bored.
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ya, right. just kidding. april fool's. dumbass.
oh, and sorry i disappeared from the journals again.
but now i'm back.
peekaboo.
eh, i'm bored.
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surfbetty:
well...you do live in the south...... 
evilwillow:
whereareyouwhereareyouwhereareyou!!
no one has called me a bitch lately...I feel all empty and cold inside.
no one has called me a bitch lately...I feel all empty and cold inside.
the comfort was there. i found it. bitch was hiding in some wild turkey also. but i found it.
arg! i am a ruthless ninja.
is spending $30 a week on comics too much? at least its not crack, right? or marvel. marvel can eat my cock. my dick too.
has anyone else ever read the myst books? the ones based off he video game?...
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arg! i am a ruthless ninja.
is spending $30 a week on comics too much? at least its not crack, right? or marvel. marvel can eat my cock. my dick too.
has anyone else ever read the myst books? the ones based off he video game?...
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surfbetty:
and this lil' 
stayed home 
stayed home
evilwillow:
*poke* *poke*
somewhere....
SOMEWHERE....
at the bottom of a bottle of Captain Morgan there is comfort.
i will find it this weekend.
i hate drinking when i'm upset.
but it's the only comfort i have.
i'll be sharing a drink called loneliness.
but it's better than drinking alone.
SOMEWHERE....
at the bottom of a bottle of Captain Morgan there is comfort.
i will find it this weekend.
i hate drinking when i'm upset.
but it's the only comfort i have.
i'll be sharing a drink called loneliness.
but it's better than drinking alone.
surfbetty:
Awwww... maybe this will cheer you up.... 
Edited to say my five yr old loves it
[Edited on Mar 27, 2004 1:22PM]
Edited to say my five yr old loves it
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pheageythissucks:
George Throughtgood; I drink alone.
O,so anytimes.
Why didn't you join the rest of us in O-Town last night? hua, hua? would-a been good...
O,so anytimes.
Why didn't you join the rest of us in O-Town last night? hua, hua? would-a been good...
look at these morose motherfuckers right here. looks like someone shit in their cereal. bong!
well, i have returned to orlando. this weekend with my friend's wedding actually went better than planned. mainly because:
1) i drank too much
2) i drank way too much
3) i drank way too fucking much
ya, seriously. on saturday i realized i drank for 10 consecutive hours. and...
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well, i have returned to orlando. this weekend with my friend's wedding actually went better than planned. mainly because:
1) i drank too much
2) i drank way too much
3) i drank way too fucking much
ya, seriously. on saturday i realized i drank for 10 consecutive hours. and...
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hael:
i didn't know it worked that way .. so who wants to make me a groomsman ...i think i have you beat on the drinking though .. we found a way to turn everclear into an afternoon drink (smoothies .. i love the blender) .. and i was drinking from about 1pm till about 4am and then i passed out for about 15 hours 
glad you had fun
...i think i have you beat on the drinking though .. we found a way to turn everclear into an afternoon drink (smoothies .. i love the blender) .. and i was drinking from about 1pm till about 4am and then i passed out for about 15 hours glad you had fun
thephantomvi:
I've always heard that weddings will get you laid....
I can't even remember the last one I went to. I was in love with the bride and drank a bottle of vodka at the reception. The had to endure a 5 hour car ride with my father the next morning. Whatever memories the alcohol didn't kill, my subconscious did...
I can't even remember the last one I went to. I was in love with the bride and drank a bottle of vodka at the reception. The had to endure a 5 hour car ride with my father the next morning. Whatever memories the alcohol didn't kill, my subconscious did...
so i have to go to this gay ass wedding this weekend. one of my friends from high school is getting married in tallahassee and all of her fsu friends will be there. i'd rather put pencils in my eyes than hang out with fsu kids for 3 days.
i've also begun a new diet on monday (note - this is not to be confused...
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i've also begun a new diet on monday (note - this is not to be confused...
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evilwillow:
that's not weightwatchers. that's slim fast. pfffft. 
evilwillow:
ok. I will.
all attempts to successfully re-enter society are failing miserably.
i spent about 15 hours this weekend watching episode's of farscape.
and about 0 hours doing anything that even remotely resembles being constructive.
i also saw 'secret window' with johnny depp. in case anyone was trying to develop a mental picture of what i'll be like in 10 years, that movie will give you a good...
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i spent about 15 hours this weekend watching episode's of farscape.
and about 0 hours doing anything that even remotely resembles being constructive.
i also saw 'secret window' with johnny depp. in case anyone was trying to develop a mental picture of what i'll be like in 10 years, that movie will give you a good...
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evilwillow:
pumpkin makes you think of tits? you sick bastard.
I'm in the process of it.
and, my mom asked if you could stop by tonight.
I'm in the process of it.
and, my mom asked if you could stop by tonight.
evilwillow:
yup. guess you impressed her the last time. oh, and she asked if you could wear those special panties that she likes so much.
again, no updates in a while. why? because i'm a fucking communist, that's why.
ok, i'm not really a communist. i just play one on tv.
but really, i haven't been on too much cause i've been putting a lot of my spare time into writing lately. i started writing this book a while back and then got distracted and haven't worked on it for...
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ok, i'm not really a communist. i just play one on tv.
but really, i haven't been on too much cause i've been putting a lot of my spare time into writing lately. i started writing this book a while back and then got distracted and haven't worked on it for...
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surfbetty:
Look i'm as happy as a little girl....
evilwillow:
where does one get 28 pounds of silly putty?
i haven't updated in a while.
mainly due to sheep.
but ironicallly, sheep have absolutely nothing to do with it.
anyway, i clocked myself, and i can jog a mile in 7 and a half minutes. i'm rather proud of myself. it's the quickest time i've ever gotten in my life. howver, this also, has nothing to do with sheep.
i also got a haircut...
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mainly due to sheep.
but ironicallly, sheep have absolutely nothing to do with it.
anyway, i clocked myself, and i can jog a mile in 7 and a half minutes. i'm rather proud of myself. it's the quickest time i've ever gotten in my life. howver, this also, has nothing to do with sheep.
i also got a haircut...
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evilwillow:
if I weren't laughing so hard, I would vaporize you to death right now.
hael:
ummm sheep don't mooooooo ... and neither do llamas
All my dreams last night involved the end of the world. I woke up and told the boy next to me about my dreams. Then I really woke up, and was terribly confused.