i'm on a diet.
my back hurts.
and the air conditioning in my office is broken.
what the fuck is going on?
my back hurts.
and the air conditioning in my office is broken.
what the fuck is going on?
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***begin transmission***
sorry i've practically been in limbo for the last week. things have been weird lately. not bad, just weird.
i had to make an emergency trip to miami cause my grandma is in town and hasn't been too good health wise. this totally ass raped my plans for the weekend, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
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sorry i've practically been in limbo for the last week. things have been weird lately. not bad, just weird.
i had to make an emergency trip to miami cause my grandma is in town and hasn't been too good health wise. this totally ass raped my plans for the weekend, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
and sometimes, you do things...
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hellocentral:
i this this is fabulous.
_alice_:
ok, i am sending you win-the-florida-state-lotto vibes and thinking about sheep.... here we go.... 
random things going on in my life or that i find interesting:
i have all my power, cable, phones, water, etc working again. i'm all normal at home again.
they're making a new freddy vs jason movie. but this one might have ash from army of darkness in it. can anyone say w00t?
barbie isn't a real person (well, technically) and has 18 comments in...
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i have all my power, cable, phones, water, etc working again. i'm all normal at home again.
they're making a new freddy vs jason movie. but this one might have ash from army of darkness in it. can anyone say w00t?
barbie isn't a real person (well, technically) and has 18 comments in...
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zero_angel:
coal chamber already has they greatest hits in stores, I saw at Virgin, it kinda made me snicker
Z_A
Z_A
evilwillow:
the fuck? monday....you are *still* absent without a hall pass. 
K - It's back to Gonzoe. The majority has spoken. And I bend easily to peer pressure.
***UPDATE***
I am alive and well and so is my apt and car. I returned home yesterday to find everything of mine intact. I am also lucky enough to have power, phone lines, and running water. However, my cable is still out, preventing me from signing online. Luckily...
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***UPDATE***
I am alive and well and so is my apt and car. I returned home yesterday to find everything of mine intact. I am also lucky enough to have power, phone lines, and running water. However, my cable is still out, preventing me from signing online. Luckily...
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madison:
ha! i don't have a basement.
but i'll shave my head to see the hair doll.
one of the plants my ma's assciated with got demolished down there.
either way you spell it is sounds the same ya hear?!
but i'll shave my head to see the hair doll.
one of the plants my ma's assciated with got demolished down there.
either way you spell it is sounds the same ya hear?!
madison:
HA!
so tell me...are you experienced in doll making?
i got an attic but there's a giant monster up there who creeps around at night and eats random junk and you could be mistaken as well as i could.
it's really scary.
so tell me...are you experienced in doll making?
i got an attic but there's a giant monster up there who creeps around at night and eats random junk and you could be mistaken as well as i could.
it's really scary.
so instead of trying to brave the hurricane, i said fuck it on thurs night and went down to visit my mom in s. fl. a couple of my friends from work just called me and informed me that the area i'm in is pretty fucked up and we may not have any electricity till wednesday or thursday. which is pretty fucked up. so right...
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acetracer:
I can't believe fucking Orlando had a hurricane. 
barbie666:
WHY OH WHY is your name Gonzo? What have you done!
have you ever had a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
why am i the only one who has that dream?
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there once was a rabbit named sean
who had sex with your mom on the lawn
he filled up her dumper
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why am i the only one who has that dream?
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there once was a rabbit named sean
who had sex with your mom on the lawn
he filled up her dumper
with...
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evilwillow:
where are you, muthafucka?!
acetracer:
Let me know if you wanna hang out or something while you're down here
i am not a sock.
any former notions that one may have had are incorrect. i am sorry if you had an previous misconceptions.
let it be known henceforth that i am indeed human and am, in no way, a form of cotton to be used on one's foot.
once again, i am not a sock.
any former notions that one may have had are incorrect. i am sorry if you had an previous misconceptions.
let it be known henceforth that i am indeed human and am, in no way, a form of cotton to be used on one's foot.
once again, i am not a sock.
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barbie666:
geek.
evilwillow:
where are you, tool?
but the world fell down with some people still around
there is love, there is love to be found
with the gods all gone and the souls making sounds
in the worst way, in the worst way, in the worst way
- Lisa Germano, From a Shell
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does anyone else ever get the nagging sensation that they're not part of the...
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there is love, there is love to be found
with the gods all gone and the souls making sounds
in the worst way, in the worst way, in the worst way
- Lisa Germano, From a Shell
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acetracer:
You've no idea how much I can relate to knowing what needs to be done to have a fulfilling life (socially at least) and never being able to get there. Despite many false starts, I'm still stuck on the starting line 
Interestingly enough, whereas I used to be just like that, in the last 5 years or so, I've gone from voracious reader, overindulged TV watcher, and prolific artist, to none of those. I guess there's a few things to blame for that, I'm a web designer, which often taps all my creative juices, I have a TiVo, so I watch not nearly as much TV, and the Internet, which takes up pretty much all of my idle time now.
Interestingly enough, whereas I used to be just like that, in the last 5 years or so, I've gone from voracious reader, overindulged TV watcher, and prolific artist, to none of those. I guess there's a few things to blame for that, I'm a web designer, which often taps all my creative juices, I have a TiVo, so I watch not nearly as much TV, and the Internet, which takes up pretty much all of my idle time now.
spiders:
Hey at least you have a healthy addiction....the worst that could happen to you is you get a paper cut that gets infected and you have to go to the hospital and get it checked out, after the doctor checks the would he leave an two big guys for the 3rd floor of te hospital come and put in a straight-jacket and in the end we all die cause you infected paper cut was the PAPER CUT OF DOOM!!!!....or maybe that was me being a little out there and a doom-sayer 
I love music, I enjoy reading, art books get me squishy in the toes
....tv doesn't do much for me...unless it is the sci-fi channel or one of the cable channels you know can give you the good shit!...and lately I have had just a hard time finding good movies butback in texas i had an entire wall of my room dedicated to only movies....hehe 
And Gonzoe I know what you mean by the whole nagging sensation...I get it all the time...and I believe that if you do not achive your dream before a certain time you lose all sanity and that is all I have to say about that Vern
I love music, I enjoy reading, art books get me squishy in the toes
....tv doesn't do much for me...unless it is the sci-fi channel or one of the cable channels you know can give you the good shit!...and lately I have had just a hard time finding good movies butback in texas i had an entire wall of my room dedicated to only movies....hehe
And Gonzoe I know what you mean by the whole nagging sensation...I get it all the time...and I believe that if you do not achive your dream before a certain time you lose all sanity and that is all I have to say about that Vern
first - sorry i haven't posted in anyone's journal in like a week. i was on a brief SG hiatus. expect me to comment to hell tomorrow. or the next day. or whenever the hell i feel like it.
bitches.
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so, in a bizarre effort to entertain me, evilwillow attempted to post 100 pictures of clowns in my journal.
she made it to...
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bitches.
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so, in a bizarre effort to entertain me, evilwillow attempted to post 100 pictures of clowns in my journal.
she made it to...
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adore:
We haven't discussed where we are staying yet. I should probably bring that to his attention tonight.
barbie666:
Too bad I faked it.
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leek:
thank you for the b-day wish(es)!
my boss, upone introducing hismelf to me for the fiurst time:
"Steve, Steve Stange. You know, like Strange. But without the 'R.'"
my boss, upone introducing hismelf to me for the fiurst time:
"Steve, Steve Stange. You know, like Strange. But without the 'R.'"
evilwillow:
time out until tomorrow. dude. I never set a time limit. fuck these clowns. my self-destructive posting will resume bright and early. 
inspired from the game of mini golf played not too long ago, i have created the epic drink:
The Tequila Suicide
this is a shot though, not a drink. it does live up to it's name though. i'm gonna post this in the boards too and try to make it a national SG thing to drink.
now, to make the legendary (cause i say it's...
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The Tequila Suicide
this is a shot though, not a drink. it does live up to it's name though. i'm gonna post this in the boards too and try to make it a national SG thing to drink.
now, to make the legendary (cause i say it's...
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eyesofatragedy:
that shot would be suicide.. cause i would die if i ever drank that.. i cant feel the vomit rise in my throat just thinking about it.. eewww 
evilwillow:
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spiders:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Gonzoe has man boobies!!!!
anywho this is ninadelamorte's man here...HEY!!!! I am the man who violated aiurea face....not you
now dance like a monkey!!!!!
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Gonzoe has man boobies!!!!
anywho this is ninadelamorte's man here...HEY!!!! I am the man who violated aiurea face....not you
now dance like a monkey!!!!!
[Edited on Jul 22, 2004 9:01PM]
evilwillow:
yeah? funny...I heard your mom was a whore.
I will...later. busy now....hopefully not for too much longer.
I will...later. busy now....hopefully not for too much longer.
are things any better yet?
if it makes you feel better, i`ll go on diet with you..... but i refuse to break my air conditioner!
She is really down to earth. She's like a normal person. Some of the models I have met are kinda, no personality. Or it seems painful to be with the peasants.
I read she lived ear San Diego. So we chatted about that last time I saw her. It was cool.
Her brother was with her. That was weird and he was not cool with dude chatting with his sister. Oh, well, can't blame him too much.
Any way, yes she is hot.
Warning: I'll probably send you perverse photos of dolls this week.