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according to an article about rape on SG news, if you start a date with a girl and she tells you "i dont want to have sex", but hours later that night says "lets have sex" and you sleep with her, you've just commited rape.

a true, grown-up man would have said "sorry, you already told me no earlier."

also, if a girl is drunk...
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sinlover:
I just paid $3.50 for a burrito at 7-11............
I'm pretty sure that's rape.
ARRR!!!
sauda:
It is hard for me to read SG News anymore. That article turned me off to it for a week or better, I'm sure.
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i'm sad to say i must be on my way
so buy me beer and whiskey cause i'm going far away
i'd like to think i'll be returning when i can
to the greatest little boozers and to Sally MacLenanne

from The Pogues' "Sally MacLennane"

just seemed appropriate.....
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motherteresa:
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brian buchanan
nevin7@earthlink.net
EarthLink Revolves Around You.

Hi do it to me, I tried the number and got a male voice recording, I wasn't going to talk to a recording . but I like the pic . and so when/if you write back I'll need an addy or phone number that you will be at.I like to give as well as recieve. but would like to bend you over slam it home.
meow:
Sorry, jet's in the shop.

miao!!
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earlier today, i decided i'm going to use the Rosetta Stone language software to slowly teach myself Latin, Italian, and Greek.

why?

because i want to read Renaissance and early philosophical texts in their original languages.

really, could i be any lamer?
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joleigh:
tis true tis true
sauda:
That isn't lame, it's sexy. biggrin
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i've got balls of steel

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meow:
Fuck yeah!

miao!!
cup_cake:
Hey Baby...Wanna go boatin'?
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love is a fire
burns down all that it sees
burns down everything
everything you think burns down
everything you say

grey would be the color
if i had a heart

i know
this is not a testament in time
finely wrapped in glass and slowly soaked in lime
all my
friends have pictures made to make you cry
i've seen this and wondered what...
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rebel_rebel:
dude! totally do that. maybe you kids can stop by and see my digs. i should be able to go and hang out for a while that night. i might not be out too late though, as i will have all my classes the next day starting at 9 am. smile
christinarenee:
So guess what....??? I lam moving back to florida around feb march time frame smile
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for those of you that were wondering, no, i have no clue what suburban chicken is.

though i did find it humorous how you all focused on that one piece of the blog entry like THAT was what was absurd about it. like "oh, the rest of this we get. this makes sense. but suburban chicken? that's just crazy talk."

apparently me being on fire...
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pammywammy:
KFC does have some damn good cock...
joleigh:
take me outback and shoot me please....
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have you ever wanted a fish?

i have.

twice.

and then i wanted some suburban chicken.

in a bucket.

nine times.

i'm on FIIIIREEEE!!!!


.......i need to quit drinking. biggrin
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harper:
i just want chicken wings. bok
_biblia_:
what you need is someone to embrace you for your cynicism.

and to make you suburban chicken.

that last part might really fuck you out of finding someone.
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all men rejoice.

jessica biel is contractually obligated to get naked in her next movie.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08162007/gossip/pagesix/biels_going_bare_pagesix_.htm

best. episode. ever.
paulnikon:
Yes, that is the best episode ever.
ortus:
Oh shi-

My long weekend just gets better and better. biggrin
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my apartment management company is a group of nazis.

they need 60 days notice for intention to vacate.

i gave them 58.

they are penalizing me by making me pay the month-to-month rate for my apartment for the month of October.

i don't understand why just charging me some $50 administration fee isn't simpler.

oh, and my original lease actually says 30 day notice. when...
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sixfooter:
Gonzoe, I just wanted to tell you that you're fabulous... and so are my mom's blueberry martinis!!!!!!!
sauda:
Here's to hoping that everything pulls itself together at the last moment for the move.
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my band that broke up five and a half years ago is getting back together for one last show before i move to NYC. we're all meeting up on thurs to figure out practice times and such.

i haven't picked up a mic since 2002.

this is gonna be so weird.
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iheartyourface:
didn't get to bang your brother, let alone see him frown
wysh:
you know what...nevermind...i dont't any part of what is going on here.
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so, i'm headng down to south florida for a few days on wednesday. i haven't been down there in a couple months and, seeing as i'm moving to NYC soon, probably won't have very many chances to head down there to see the fam before i leave.

i'll be back saturday afternoon, but have to work all weeekend.

so is there anything going on tomorrow...
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myrtle:
Hahahahaha, your comment just made my night a little bit better smile
joleigh:
we need internet drinking time