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Monday Nov 03, 2008

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So today rebels forced us out of our homes, some of which raped my sister and mother leaving them for dead. I had to forage for berries and roots to live and there's no water in sight. The refugee camp is a bunch of tattered tents, who knows where the doctors are.

Oops, sorry bad dream. What a nightmare.
Wait NOOOOOO. It's worse than the rebels and no waters! My 401K has lost value, I have to buy another damn cell phone because I was drunk and dropped it in the toilet. Why won't the girl with no teeth fuck me? I'm so hungry I think I'll get a 20 dollar sangwich from Panera and warsh it down with a 40 dollar cup of starbucks filth. Why am I just getting by in this world? I am in this tiny apartment, I need a house made of diamonds, sewn in marble threads and painted in unicorn blood and truffle oil.

Shit it is rough times, I don't know how much longer I can go on living with so little! I need my fix, i inject dollar bill in my neck.
I hope Obama wins so I can afford that 600,000 dollars house and buy a couple slaves or nine. His magic wand will cure all. If not McCain will cover me with oil sell me to exxon. Hey at least I'd have a job.

I know it could be worse, i could be dead, but i'm not so... gimme gimme gimme.

Happy Election time!

Signed a disgruntled American
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evangelin:
Unicorn blood???
Did you drop pre or post flush? tongue
You know after you vote if you go into a Strarbucks and tell them that you just voted they will give you a free cup of coffee. I don't drink coffee but I thought that was very nice of them. I do not think Panera will give away free sandmiches though frown but ben and Jerry's is giving away free Ice cream-I'm lactose intolerant and not down with the dairy. i need to have some words with some people!!!!!
Nov 3, 2008
tinypixy:
Wow...............sorry you are having a hard time with things frown The world is fucked up and sometimes seems pointless, but it isn't. You will come out of this and feel better.......it just takes time. Hit me up

xo
tiny
Nov 3, 2008

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