G77: Mrs. Sarah Palin, Wilkommen! May I call you Count Cuntula?
SP: Oh I just want to say I'm so happy to be here. It is wonderful to finally meet you Mr. Gonzen79 and I wish you a happy new year and all that jazz. Let's give a shout out to my sisters in the nucular party and my dogs (rhymes with hogs) at the 2nd annual Alaska KKK rally.
G77: Mmmm yes. Now the economy is falling apart. Money to banks, bye bye Wamu and Wacovia, joblessness claims up to their highest points in 5 years. What, and please be specific, do you and Senator "Big" John McCanes plan on doing for those average beer drinking, wife beaters out there, that just want to watch American Idol, consume a bunch of crap and vomit in peace?
SP: Oh that's a tough question but being a Maverick I'd say go down to your local hockey rink and support your little kids team, which makes you a good America. I'd also like to point out that under Barack Obama's plan, 90 percent of the population will be exterminated in gas chambers over a 10 year period. That's not change. What a crock, Barack.
G77: Ummm I see. Now the war
SP: Oh that reminds me of a time up in Alaska when I potty trained my cat. She didn't' get it right so I shot her and fed her to my family.
G77: Yes but the problems of Pakistan and Iraq and
SP: It's nice being a mom.
G77: Nevermind. Now gay rights. Do you give a shit?
SP
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Good question Bob.
*7 Minute awkward pause*
SP: Oh did you say something?
G77: No bitch. No. So you are pro- life is this not correct? Getting rid of Roe v Wade is a good thing to you and Sen "Little" John McCane-me?
SP: One time up in a Alaska, I was looking at Russia and I was drunk and high on meth because it gets dark for 6 months. And in a low point, I was raped by Jesus. Now if I had a abortion do you think I could have my child of God?
G77: Wow you're creepy. Let's wrap it up with your closing rhetoric and mindless banter
SP: Oh thanks again for having me and thank you Exxon for giving us all the Exxon products you can shovel in your mouth. Try their newest product, Exxon Plus C. The great flavor of Exxon regular but now with Vitamin C. Exxon, it's what's for dinner.
Now(Clears Throat) Maverick, Maverick, Hockey Mom and Gee Darn. I Maverick with John and Hockey with dang it. Come on now, golly golly with Hockey and Mavericks. Do onto others as other Maverick do towards God. Almighty burning W Bush, Maverick with Satan's Hockey Mom. Lipstick on dogs, with Maverick styled hairdos. I fully maverick moose Alaska oil Russia. Maverick John saw purple mountains terrorist on board. The only thing you have to fear is no news is good news. There you go again, I blew Reagen at the Stanley Cup Finals.
Gee whiz and God Bless America, and I pray everyday, with all of my white-bred heart, that he blesses no one else.
G77: I hope one day you are at a huge party with Bill O'Reilly and IT touches fabric.
SP- You're Super!
