This one is for getfighted
So the whole Broadway strike thing, boo hoo anyway. Who has time for these things anyway? I'm waiting for them to come out with "Half Baked" on Broadway or maybe "Law and Order The Musical" and my fave..." Platoon on Ice, starring Matthew Broderick and George Bush Senior"
But here's the difference in people's attitudes, an excerpt from someone about coming cross country to see this wonderful and magic shows, only to find them "struck out." Let's compare two shall we?
Subject 1:
School counselor Vicki Michel, with teacher husband Pat, came to New York from their home in Puyallup, Wash., for a weekend of Broadway shows. The three shows they intended to see were all canceled: "Grinch," "Hairspray" and "Mamma Mia!"
"We came all the way from Seattle for the shows, but my heart goes out to these people," Vicki Michel said Saturday. "I support the unions."
They managed to scrounge tickets to "Young Frankenstein" and the "Radio City Christmas Spectacular," and were headed to the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Saturday instead of the "Grinch."
Subject 2:
Al "The Toxic Menance" Ragu from Bayonne NJ tried to bring his forty five children and hag wife to see "Coupon The Movie, The Musical" starring Burt Reynolds at the Ronald Regan Theater for the blind in an alleyway behind "Wicked."
"This is fucked man, I brought my shit fuck kids to see a bunch of fruit pansie fart around on stage, singing fag songs. I pissed and I want blood. I want to fuck this guys with a jackhammer, and then spew endless ecto plasmic semen in their eyes. I hope they all die of sponge rot and then leave corpses so I can fucking eat. Shit mo fo.
After the interview Al defecated on the camera man and then threw all of his children in the East River.
There you are folks, have a great day.
So the whole Broadway strike thing, boo hoo anyway. Who has time for these things anyway? I'm waiting for them to come out with "Half Baked" on Broadway or maybe "Law and Order The Musical" and my fave..." Platoon on Ice, starring Matthew Broderick and George Bush Senior"
But here's the difference in people's attitudes, an excerpt from someone about coming cross country to see this wonderful and magic shows, only to find them "struck out." Let's compare two shall we?
Subject 1:
School counselor Vicki Michel, with teacher husband Pat, came to New York from their home in Puyallup, Wash., for a weekend of Broadway shows. The three shows they intended to see were all canceled: "Grinch," "Hairspray" and "Mamma Mia!"
"We came all the way from Seattle for the shows, but my heart goes out to these people," Vicki Michel said Saturday. "I support the unions."
They managed to scrounge tickets to "Young Frankenstein" and the "Radio City Christmas Spectacular," and were headed to the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Saturday instead of the "Grinch."
Subject 2:
Al "The Toxic Menance" Ragu from Bayonne NJ tried to bring his forty five children and hag wife to see "Coupon The Movie, The Musical" starring Burt Reynolds at the Ronald Regan Theater for the blind in an alleyway behind "Wicked."
"This is fucked man, I brought my shit fuck kids to see a bunch of fruit pansie fart around on stage, singing fag songs. I pissed and I want blood. I want to fuck this guys with a jackhammer, and then spew endless ecto plasmic semen in their eyes. I hope they all die of sponge rot and then leave corpses so I can fucking eat. Shit mo fo.
After the interview Al defecated on the camera man and then threw all of his children in the East River.
There you are folks, have a great day.