gonzo77

So last night I got to meet Tom Waits which was killer. He said he liked my hat, but I said I liked his more. Afterwards mobileman and I went down to the meat packing district for some fun and gambling. We met up with some guy named Neil who was bleeding from 6 holes. That was my night and today is offically my birthday. Surprise. Ever see a turkey vulture puke on a midget whore? Me neither. If I'm gonna have 5 days of this site left you best be prepared for some pure and true Gonzo! Here's a poem I used to know by the beat poets:


Heil Heil Heil,
On top of cock buildings I see Ginsberg,
COCK.
Mary Mary quite con COCK!
I see Burroughs eating sandpaper next to a cockroach.
WITH A DICK!
COCK.
STEVE
JOSE
MARY
WINSTON
COCK
COCK
COCK