We shall call this one assault of the cat ladies....It seems in theis small oregonian town there are alot of cat ladies as I call them, old single marms in their 70's with 200 cats each. I dont generally have a problem with them or anyone, but shit howdy they are everywhere.......
In the bank, some lady in front of me was trying to deposit 25 1.00 rebate checks for cat food and take the most ouf of her account she could, 24.95, no 23.45, no etc, this went on for 20 heart wrenching minutes....I suggested to the teller that they have a cat lady line or ones for unusual transactions for folks over 65.
At the hardware store, another one paying with pennies and assorted change for lightbulbs. I needed Resin Core Solder. She must have counted her change 5 times and then looked at me with a snarl when I was waiting patiently there.
At the supermarket, I had to restock up on grub after the stony pirate olympics on Fri-Sun. Of course I was baked, and there were two in the produce aisle, fighting over an ear of corn......must of had the baby jesus on it......I swooped around and let them enjoy the conflict and got me a few ears for the grill.....
Maybe this is some odd ramble but hell when you are high testing eq and limiter technology something has to take the edge off.....
Very odd I may surround the house with mothballs and have a trail of cat food leading down to the bay in case they attack tonight. I am out of fireworks, so loud noises are out......mmm trip wire and boat horns may work........
Friday is the rematch for the Pirate Olympics Badminton Team........We take on some roller derby girls from Portland, dont know which team but the Pirates shall rule......Yarr.
In the bank, some lady in front of me was trying to deposit 25 1.00 rebate checks for cat food and take the most ouf of her account she could, 24.95, no 23.45, no etc, this went on for 20 heart wrenching minutes....I suggested to the teller that they have a cat lady line or ones for unusual transactions for folks over 65.
At the hardware store, another one paying with pennies and assorted change for lightbulbs. I needed Resin Core Solder. She must have counted her change 5 times and then looked at me with a snarl when I was waiting patiently there.
At the supermarket, I had to restock up on grub after the stony pirate olympics on Fri-Sun. Of course I was baked, and there were two in the produce aisle, fighting over an ear of corn......must of had the baby jesus on it......I swooped around and let them enjoy the conflict and got me a few ears for the grill.....
Maybe this is some odd ramble but hell when you are high testing eq and limiter technology something has to take the edge off.....
Very odd I may surround the house with mothballs and have a trail of cat food leading down to the bay in case they attack tonight. I am out of fireworks, so loud noises are out......mmm trip wire and boat horns may work........
Friday is the rematch for the Pirate Olympics Badminton Team........We take on some roller derby girls from Portland, dont know which team but the Pirates shall rule......Yarr.
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rowanmayfair:
Hey, I take great offense to this post, I'm gonna be one of those cat ladies someday! 
nirbhao:
my dad was behind a woman paying in loose change once, and he got so fed up with her that he eventually paid for what she was buying