DRY DREAM
Frank awoke one morning with a hardon. Literally. Sometime during the night, his penis had turned into a dangling oblong of mottled pink marble. In the years that followed, Frank was studied and feted, invited on talk shows, written up in medical journals, Vanity Fair and People magazine. Frank, who had never quite gotten the hang of attracting the opposite sex, now found...
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Frank awoke one morning with a hardon. Literally. Sometime during the night, his penis had turned into a dangling oblong of mottled pink marble. In the years that followed, Frank was studied and feted, invited on talk shows, written up in medical journals, Vanity Fair and People magazine. Frank, who had never quite gotten the hang of attracting the opposite sex, now found...
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fernmonkey:
Nifty artwork, matey. Like the website too.
WHY THE NILE FLOWS NORTH
As Zoe walked to Vince's place, crows fell from the sullen sky. Car alarms shrieked as she passed. Sprinklers flooded office buildings all over town. The ashes from her cigarette fell in heaps, burning ancient love letters into the street. Smashed mannequins crawled from trash heaps to watch Zoe's back. Missing heads, legs, or arms, torsos crushed or simply out...
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As Zoe walked to Vince's place, crows fell from the sullen sky. Car alarms shrieked as she passed. Sprinklers flooded office buildings all over town. The ashes from her cigarette fell in heaps, burning ancient love letters into the street. Smashed mannequins crawled from trash heaps to watch Zoe's back. Missing heads, legs, or arms, torsos crushed or simply out...
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slightpressureok:
Hey gomiboy, you're old like I am!