DRY DREAM
Frank awoke one morning with a hardon. Literally. Sometime during the night, his penis had turned into a dangling oblong of mottled pink marble. In the years that followed, Frank was studied and feted, invited on talk shows, written up in medical journals, Vanity Fair and People magazine. Frank, who had never quite gotten the hang of attracting the opposite sex, now found himself awash in beautiful women. It broke his heart that he couldn't oblige them.
Frank awoke one morning with a hardon. Literally. Sometime during the night, his penis had turned into a dangling oblong of mottled pink marble. In the years that followed, Frank was studied and feted, invited on talk shows, written up in medical journals, Vanity Fair and People magazine. Frank, who had never quite gotten the hang of attracting the opposite sex, now found himself awash in beautiful women. It broke his heart that he couldn't oblige them.
fernmonkey:
Nifty artwork, matey. Like the website too.