... she grabbed me by the back of my neck and pushed me oh so soflty into her lips, eyes just a bit open on both our parts so we could see each others faces and expressions while we kissed, I can't remember how long ago I felt this good, these buterflys in my stomack, this happy....
then I fucking woke up
I sat there...
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then I fucking woke up
I sat there...
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13 hour REGULAR work days are killing me (this is not counting my freelance hours) 
sooooo glad today is friday though, I'm doing nothing but scratch my nutz and drink beer this weekend
Todays Fortune Cookie:
"You will show what you are capable of"
Learn Chinese:
Bo-cai = Spinach
sooooo glad today is friday though, I'm doing nothing but scratch my nutz and drink beer this weekend
Todays Fortune Cookie:
"You will show what you are capable of"
Learn Chinese:
Bo-cai = Spinach
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gigi:
Scratching nuts and drinking beer??? Who's the redneck now, huh?????!!!! Hehehe...
Have a fun weekend!
Have a fun weekend!
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heatherann007:
Ah, do I?
lol
I cook, too. Did I mention that? Homemade pesto sauce, baby. My specialty.
lol
I cook, too. Did I mention that? Homemade pesto sauce, baby. My specialty.
heatherann007:
Well, that settles it. We are fucking RAD! (Okay, that's not my angry face, that's my 'I'm fucking fierce' face, comprendes?)
Shit. Off to bed now. Back to reality... and that includes my 5:00a.m. workout.
So depressing. I can see myself already. Wimpy kicks and punches, half-assed downward dog... good times, good times.
Sleep well, dude.
(Okay, that's not my angry face, that's my 'I'm fucking fierce' face, comprendes?)
Shit. Off to bed now. Back to reality... and that includes my 5:00a.m. workout.
So depressing. I can see myself already. Wimpy kicks and punches, half-assed downward dog... good times, good times.
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ccfoo:
Uuuhhh..I really didn't need to see your crack...
CRACK HEAD!
CRACK HEAD!
pushit:
ello
God
Come in God
God come in God
Damn you're a girl
well i guess the reason i'm talking to you tonight is
cause i've been doing alot of thinking
i mean iconsider myself a pretty cool guy
and i've never cheated on any of my girlfriends
well well except that one lil' time in japan
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Come in God
God come in God
Damn you're a girl
well i guess the reason i'm talking to you tonight is
cause i've been doing alot of thinking
i mean iconsider myself a pretty cool guy
and i've never cheated on any of my girlfriends
well well except that one lil' time in japan
but that was just some head and head dont...
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pollypocket:
that's funny! and, by the way, your fantasy sounded awesome...
ccfoo:
Kissing a little ass, eh?
Dude, you ride sounds awesome! Must have been a lot of work. Keep the duct tape on it. Then people will think its a piece of shit or something until you stomp on them...
Dude, you ride sounds awesome! Must have been a lot of work. Keep the duct tape on it. Then people will think its a piece of shit or something until you stomp on them...
I was late to work AGAIN today, why o why I can't ever make it on time, I mean its not that I'm that late ussually 5-15 minutes but I ussually get shit about it from someone in the company. I only live a mile from my office 
I work in corporate world so I must dress accordingly, you know nice pants / shirt /...
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pollypocket:
you commented on my fantasy... care to elaborate? wink wink
surfbetty:
the Vagina theory is simple......I own one, you don't, so I always get my way....or well it really helps to own one....
nothing much new today except work is going to be a bitch this week, I think I picked up one too many freelance projects.... I foresee quite a few long nights of coding in my near future
got a new profile pic courtesy of ccfoo (thanx dawg)
Todays Fortune Cookie:
"Change is happening in your life, so go with the flow!"
note: The fortunes are...
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got a new profile pic courtesy of ccfoo (thanx dawg)
Todays Fortune Cookie:
"Change is happening in your life, so go with the flow!"
note: The fortunes are...
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ccfoo:
LOL! That profile pic is fucking great!
Duct tape on your Focus? That's how I fix houses... It looked like you've done suspension, exhaust, body work. Anything else?
I installed an Eibach pro-kit (shocks, struts, springs, front/rear sway bars), Magnaflow exhaust, race shifter (I think it was FocusSport or something), new dash guages. Ran out of money...
Duct tape on your Focus? That's how I fix houses... It looked like you've done suspension, exhaust, body work. Anything else?
I installed an Eibach pro-kit (shocks, struts, springs, front/rear sway bars), Magnaflow exhaust, race shifter (I think it was FocusSport or something), new dash guages. Ran out of money...
nagnagnag:
*WAVES*
so... the meet up at HHN was str8 as fuck. I'm not even going to try and name everyone cause first I SUCK with names (surfbetty and azrael can atttest to that) and second I was a little tipsy
I kept seeing little redneck umpa lumpas, or was that Sbetty & Abyss? hmmm, guess I'll never know, fuckers
Gonzoe, thanks for hooking it up with...
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I kept seeing little redneck umpa lumpas, or was that Sbetty & Abyss? hmmm, guess I'll never know, fuckers
Gonzoe, thanks for hooking it up with...
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surfbetty:
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKING OMPA LOMPA!?!??!
Oh, it's on now....
do you smell co-co nuts, BITCH?
Oh, it's on now....
do you smell co-co nuts, BITCH?
I'm not even home yet so this will be short. Had a great trip to HHN. Got a little krunked throughout the night, nothing a quick stop at the waffle house coundn't fix, a stack of pankakes and two LARGE cups of coffee later I was good to go. more to come. damm rednecks
ccfoo:
Hey man, saw your Focus...nice! I have a ZX5 but haven't done much too it...no money...
gogoyubari:
so... the meet up at HHN was str8 as fuck. I'm not even going to try and name everyone cause first I SUCK with names (surfbetty and azrael can atttest to that) and second I was a little tipsy
I kept seeing little redneck umpa lumpas, or was that Sbetty & Abyss? hmmm, guess I'll never know, fuckers
Gonzoe, thanks for hooking it up with the ticket, you da man dude.
CCfoo is cool mofo too with the camera skillz, thanks for taking the only pic of me from the trip
Themightydog, his boy, and starr - super cool, not very talkative, but friendly as fuck
ifhelddown was a trip the whole night, we must hook up when I make it back up there dude
Can't forget Gigi, thing a & thing b, and the others I met but like I said the part of my memory that takes care of names is just none existant. Sure I can remember how to code a .ASP database with over a hundred thousand records, but when it comes to remembering the fucking name of the person I JUST met is bejond me (and so is my spelling). So sorry if I missed you, was not intentional.
and now in other news...
A great oportunity just arose here in Miami, great pay and I will have no boss. In the other hand I have a similar oportunity in London... fucking decisions...
todays fortune cookie:
"You will be awarded some great honor"
Lucky #s: 10,12,15,27,30,32
Learn Chinese:
Bo-cai = Spinach
I kept seeing little redneck umpa lumpas, or was that Sbetty & Abyss? hmmm, guess I'll never know, fuckers
Gonzoe, thanks for hooking it up with the ticket, you da man dude.
CCfoo is cool mofo too with the camera skillz, thanks for taking the only pic of me from the trip
Themightydog, his boy, and starr - super cool, not very talkative, but friendly as fuck
ifhelddown was a trip the whole night, we must hook up when I make it back up there dude
Can't forget Gigi, thing a & thing b, and the others I met but like I said the part of my memory that takes care of names is just none existant. Sure I can remember how to code a .ASP database with over a hundred thousand records, but when it comes to remembering the fucking name of the person I JUST met is bejond me (and so is my spelling). So sorry if I missed you, was not intentional.
and now in other news...
A great oportunity just arose here in Miami, great pay and I will have no boss. In the other hand I have a similar oportunity in London... fucking decisions...
todays fortune cookie:
"You will be awarded some great honor"
Lucky #s: 10,12,15,27,30,32
Learn Chinese:
Bo-cai = Spinach
I'm fucking PMSing, for those of you that are skeptical about men having symptoms read this
other than that I'm stoked about HHN this weekend.
Todays fortune Cookie:
no cookie for you today
other than that I'm stoked about HHN this weekend.
Todays fortune Cookie:
no cookie for you today
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gigi:
Back in Jax with all the fucking rednecks...
surfbetty:
I would make a comment, but i am afraid that i would come across sounding like a redneck....
surfbetty:
I'm sooooooo jealous!!!!!!!!!!!
have fun man....
have fun man....
What a crazy weekend. Friday was supposed to be uneventfull, but
ended up going to a friends bar to help bartend since he was short
one tender. The night went like this: One shot for you, one
shot for me, a beer for you, a beer for me, etc, etc, etc... Closing
time comes around so we kick the remaining few heads out and lock...
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ended up going to a friends bar to help bartend since he was short
one tender. The night went like this: One shot for you, one
shot for me, a beer for you, a beer for me, etc, etc, etc... Closing
time comes around so we kick the remaining few heads out and lock...
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surfbetty:
You going to HHN? Sweet...we can talk shop...
I got lots of family in Melbourne...they are getting it pretty bad this year....we got the wind and the rain I just posted pics of my dad's house...the lost a few trees and are also in Europe...God damn parents can't take care of their own shit!!!
Holla...
I got lots of family in Melbourne...they are getting it pretty bad this year....we got the wind and the rain I just posted pics of my dad's house...the lost a few trees and are also in Europe...God damn parents can't take care of their own shit!!!
Holla...
surfbetty:
nope none on the house thank god...i could not deal with that...they still have a tree down on the back fence from francis though...i am hoping no more damage is done, the wind is still crazy up here...
Drank a little too much, probably. But, it was a good night. I kept my lips off of other girls, I didn't flash the bartenders my ass (one of whom I work with during the day... that's always awkward), and I didn't puke.
I do remember, however, writhing around on the floor singing 'Criminal' by Fiona Apple at the karaoke bar. That was super. Oi.