The Zodiac of death (cont.) Leo July 22 to August 21
If you die under the sign of leo you will have lived a life full of flights, whether of fancy, fugues, or flyballs. In politics, whiskers, coonskins, and poker-playing pals got you into trouble. When others took offense at your roaring good humor, you got very depressed. When you died you were a victim....
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If you die under the sign of leo you will have lived a life full of flights, whether of fancy, fugues, or flyballs. In politics, whiskers, coonskins, and poker-playing pals got you into trouble. When others took offense at your roaring good humor, you got very depressed. When you died you were a victim....
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charley:
Yay its back! Like Rhoswen I cant wait for Scorpio itsa gonna be gruuuusome...
squiggly:
I thought it would at least be warm by you. Have you ever been in a tornado? 
If you die under the sign of cancer you will have been a deductive reasoner who still had many close shaves. Sex was big in your life. In the south you lusted after men with moustaches. In New York you liked girls naked on swings. And in Paris you soaked in a tub until she came. You miss friday, and if you died on the...
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lunna:
Thank you for the comment sweetie. I would say that 90% of the monkeys are 
and the other 10% are 
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and the other 10% are .
squiggly:
What's the temperature like by you?
I like that it is staying lighter out longer.
I like that it is staying lighter out longer.
Hi everybody. I just got home from my date. It is 8 am. I have class at 9 am til 5 pm. I got maybe 4 hours of sleep last night and I feel great. Ok. I am damn slap happy and a little shakey, we'll see how the class goes. I hope I don't fall asleep during it, heeeheee. When I get back I...
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I have class at 9 am til 5 pm. I got maybe 4 hours of sleep last night and I feel great. Ok. I am damn slap happy and a little shakey, we'll see how the class goes. I hope I don't fall asleep during it, heeeheee. When I get back I... Read More
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mistressq:
Thanks for visiting my journal you naughty ! Stop by & sweat anytime, the kleenex is on me!
XXX
Q.
! Stop by & sweat anytime, the kleenex is on me!
XXX
Q.
hjerte:
Sounds like you had a great date. Good luck trying to stay awake in class.
The zodiac of death (cont.) Gemini
If you die under the sign of Gemini you will have been a hero to some, a traitor to others- good with an ax but difficult to convict. Your life made a good plot for a movie, and as for death - why not Inside Heaven? You gloried in dispensing machine gun bullets and dimes, anything to help the...
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If you die under the sign of Gemini you will have been a hero to some, a traitor to others- good with an ax but difficult to convict. Your life made a good plot for a movie, and as for death - why not Inside Heaven? You gloried in dispensing machine gun bullets and dimes, anything to help the...
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flick:
Good luck on your date tonight.
lunna:
So were you & your happy today?
happy today? I am postponing the zodiac of death for a while, Instead here is a poem I wrote.
BOB
There is a gnome
who lives in my sock drawer.
His name is Bob,
and he is my only friend.
Bob likes me,
and plays with me
when no-one else will.
I like Bob.
Bob tells me jokes.
And even explains them to me.
I like Bob....
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BOB
There is a gnome
who lives in my sock drawer.
His name is Bob,
and he is my only friend.
Bob likes me,
and plays with me
when no-one else will.
I like Bob.
Bob tells me jokes.
And even explains them to me.
I like Bob....
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mikeyd:
is Bob the Gnome related to my friend Bill the alley cat who tells the voices in my head what to do.
have a good weekend.
have a good weekend.
squiggly:
hehe.......i know but i think i am addicted 
The Zodiac of Death (cont.) Taurus
If you die under the sign of Taurus you will have been the type of person who created illusions and then stripped them off layer by layer, sometimes leaving an oxymoron like, " Tragedy is the soul of humor" behind. You left a sex life clouded in mystery but had a complete dossier about eveerybody else's sex life. Although...
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If you die under the sign of Taurus you will have been the type of person who created illusions and then stripped them off layer by layer, sometimes leaving an oxymoron like, " Tragedy is the soul of humor" behind. You left a sex life clouded in mystery but had a complete dossier about eveerybody else's sex life. Although...
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gogobongo:
April 27 Edward R. Murrow1965 and Ralph Waldo Enerson 1882, is what it should read. I gotta learn to proofread before I hit submit. Anyway, nothing much is happening with me, ssdd, you know. So I hope you guys enjoy these. And have a good day all.
lunna:
Thanks for your comment sweetie! I hope to talk to you soon!
If you die under the sign of aries you will have been an innovative and imaginative person almost to the point of seeming crazy to many. Your creativity put you in the white house or a bullet in your back. Or you may have just made frankfurters. You were well dressed and creative with rags. In romance, you loved them and left them. Some famous...
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squiggly:
I don't want to die at all doesn't matter which sign. 
gogobongo:
Arvin Jah, 48, was killed by a plant pot dropped by a monkey from the sixth floor of a block of flats in New Delhi. The Sun - 17 April 2000.
my head hurts. ny head hurts. my head hurts. I am a drunk monkey. I am 2 feet takk and hairy. I like bananas and throwing my own poop. I am also william shatner's stunt double. I can act better than him, it is not fair. What is fair is the line at the deli when you get those little pink numbers. I like cheese....
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hjerte:
I'll spank if you agree to be my pet. I love cheese. Hard cheese.
squiggly:
One time I was at a zoo (I would never go anymore) and this monkey threw its poop all over this guy who was next to me and then the monkey just started screaming and carrying on. I felt so bad for this guy because he was with his kids and a little dorky and was so visibly embarrassed. I told him that it happened to me before (even though) it didn't to make him feel better. I could relate to his humiliation on some level.
Mother F*cker!!!! Why do some men F*ck up some girls for the rest of us. The really col girl I was seeing told me that she can't do anything because some dumb asshole did something to her. You should know what I mean. I do not understand how men can do that. I really can't. Why the hell can't you masterbate or something. Jesus fucking...
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What the hell am I doing up this early? I want to go back to sleep but I can't get my brain to stop. Stop! Damn you brain! Damn youuuuu!
OOOOh What a tangled web we weave, when at first we practise to decieve was acually written by Sir Walter Scott, Merion, 1808. Hmm, I always thought it was shakespeare. but I guess a couple...
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OOOOh What a tangled web we weave, when at first we practise to decieve was acually written by Sir Walter Scott, Merion, 1808. Hmm, I always thought it was shakespeare. but I guess a couple...
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gogobongo:
Marmion, actually, damn typos, and damn you brain! damn you!
nogodsnomanagers:
trivia is always good
don't damn your brain, you'll regret it
britchicks do indeed kick ass
that is all
don't damn your brain, you'll regret it
britchicks do indeed kick ass
that is all
