my head hurts. ny head hurts. my head hurts. I am a drunk monkey. I am 2 feet takk and hairy. I like bananas and throwing my own poop. I am also william shatner's stunt double. I can act better than him, it is not fair. What is fair is the line at the deli when you get those little pink numbers. I like cheese. Don't spankme so hard.... hmmm, ok, spank me.
hjerte:
I'll spank if you agree to be my pet. I love cheese. Hard cheese.
squiggly:
One time I was at a zoo (I would never go anymore) and this monkey threw its poop all over this guy who was next to me and then the monkey just started screaming and carrying on. I felt so bad for this guy because he was with his kids and a little dorky and was so visibly embarrassed. I told him that it happened to me before (even though) it didn't to make him feel better. I could relate to his humiliation on some level. 