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Wednesday Mar 09, 2005

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How to start your day with a positive attitude:

1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.
2. Name it "George W. Bush".
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to delete "George W. Bush"?
6. Calmly answer, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly...
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also:

BENEFITS OF FAITH-BASED ORGANIZATIONS
Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
drake:
i felt greedy smile
Mar 17, 2005
ash:
now Im sorry .. but there is just NO FUCKIN WAY that those 2 ppl didnt know how to make a baby!!
Mar 17, 2005

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