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Thursday Aug 23, 2012

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Topless Babysitter Found Lying in Parking Lot

A Fort Pierce woman who was supposed to be babysitting a 5-year-old was arrested after she was found lying topless in the parking lot of a Melbourne hotel, police said.

Stacey Lynne Kerres, 47, was arrested Thursday on a child neglect charge after she was found in the parking lot of the River Palm Hotel at 420 S. Harbor City Boulevard, according to a Florida Today report.

Melbourne Police were called to the hotel to investigate reports of a child found alone, and when they arrived, they found the boy playing video games with the hotel's staff, the report said.


The boy told police his mother had gone to the casino and left him with Kerres, who he said routinely worked as his babysitter, the report said.

When police searched the property, they found a topless Kerres lying in the middle of the parking lot near the room where the boy was staying with his mother, report said.

Kerres appeared lethargic and incoherent as she struggled to talk but told police the boy's mother went gambling but she didn't know where the boy was, the report said.


She was arrested and booked into the Brevard County Jail, and it's unknown whether she has an attorney.

The Department of Children and Families is investigating, the report said.



LL Cool J broke burglary suspect's nose, jaw, ribs

Angeles (CNN) -- A man charged with breaking into LL Cool J's home Wednesday morning faces a long prison sentence if convicted because of his previous convictions, the prosecutor's spokeswoman said Thursday.

Jonathan Kirby, 56, suffered a broken nose, jaw and ribs when he encountered the muscular rapper-actor inside his Sherman Oaks, California, home, according to Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons.

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Prosecutors charged Kirby with first degree burglary as a "third striker," which means he could face 38 years to life in prison if convicted, Gibbons said. They are asking that bail for Kirby be set at $1.1 million.

Kirby was previously convicted of voluntary manslaughter in Dallas, Texas, in 1988. He also has auto theft, first degree burglary and a petty theft conviction in Los Angeles on his record, Gibbons said.

Arraignment for the suspect is not yet set, because he is still hospitalized for treatment of injuries inflicted by LL Cool J when he "physically detained" him, she said.

The family was sleeping when their home security alarm sounded at 1 a.m., sending LL Cool J into action, according to a Los Angeles Police statement.

After catching the man, he held him until police arrived, police said.

LL Cool J, whose real name is James Todd Smith, plays Special Agent and former Navy SEAL Sam Hanna on "NCIS: Los Angeles," a CBS crime series.

Police: LL Cool J catches burglary suspect
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