Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

gofuserectus

god's vagina

Member Since 2004

Followers 227 Following 459

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Tuesday Aug 04, 2009

Aug 4, 2009
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Chronic shoplifter pleads guilty in 61st arrest
The Associated Press

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 2:42 PM EDT
CHICAGO (AP) An 86-year-old Chicagoan who's been arrested more than 60 times pleaded guilty to the latest charge against "her" after being accused of stealing wrinkle cream and other items from a grocery store.

Ella Orko was arrested Aug. 2 after authorities say she stuffed $252 worth of items into her pants, including cosmetics, salmon, batteries and instant coffee.

Orko had been charged with felony shoplifting, but that was reduced to a misdemeanor in exchange for her guilty plea Monday.

Judge Marvin Luckman sentenced her to two days in jail, which is what she's already served.




Information from: Chicago Sun-Times, www.suntimes.com/index


Mr. Clucky may be evicted from owner's Fla. condo

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP) A celebrity rooster and Miami Beach tourist favorite named Mr. Clucky could soon be evicted from the condo he shares with his owner.

The Miami Herald reports that a dramatic city hall plea from Mark Buckley wasn't enough to stop officials from giving city code officers authority to remove Mr. Clucky and his hen girlfriend, Wallflower.

Buckley was also ordered to pay a $50 fine for the rooster, known for perching on the handlebars of his bicycle.

Miami Beach code prohibits keeping poultry and other livestock in residential areas.

But there might still be hope for Mr. Cluckey: Buckley can ask city commissioners for an exception or appeal to the courts.

Mr. Clucky has become a favorite subject of tourist photos and was even grand marshal of a parade.

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
keely:
oh thank you so much!
Aug 9, 2009
saya:
Aw thank you! But why aren't you toasting to me every night? wink
Aug 18, 2009

More Blogs

  • 01.02.10
    7

    Saturday Jan 02, 2010

    The Muslim Christian War goes on... Egyptians riot after 7 killed in…
  • 12.09.09
    9

    Wednesday Dec 09, 2009

    'Elf' jailed over dynamite hoax on Ga. mall Santa Thursday, December…
  • 11.18.09
    8

    Wednesday Nov 18, 2009

    Thousands of strange creatures found deep in ocean By CAIN BURDEAU As…
  • 11.12.09
    6

    Friday Nov 13, 2009

    and in other funny news lol! Police: Wife pulls knife on husband …
  • 10.20.09
    5

    Wednesday Oct 21, 2009

    Meow is no longer active on this site? wtf ? Another odd story Ex-…
  • 10.11.09
    6

    Sunday Oct 11, 2009

    Read More
  • 09.27.09
    4

    Sunday Sep 27, 2009

    Read More
  • 09.13.09
    5

    Sunday Sep 13, 2009

    Read More
  • 08.27.09
    2

    Thursday Aug 27, 2009

    Sheriff reprimands deputies over waitress photo Thursday, August 20,…
  • 08.04.09
    4

    Tuesday Aug 04, 2009

    Chronic shoplifter pleads guilty in 61st arrest The Associated Press …

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

25
years
0
months
1
day
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,703 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 15,143,223 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,879,829 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | Safety Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2026

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo