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Man with marijuana cigar behind ear asks Port St. Lucie cop for directions
By WILL GREENLEE
TCPalm.com
Posted June 21 2007, 11:26 AM EDT
PORT ST. LUCIE - Maurice Stuckey made a critical error Wednesday when he asked Officer Matt Wood for directions but forgot to remove the marijuana "blunt" tucked behind his left ear.
Stuckey, 20, of Dolton, Ill., reportedly asked Wood, a former narcotics investigator, for directions about 3:30 p.m. at a convenience store in the 1600 block of Northwest St. Lucie West Boulevard, according to a Port St. Lucie Police report obtained Thursday.
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Wood and another officer, who were on foot patrol at the time, were at the store when they saw a red, two-door Chrysler park and Stuckey get out of the vehicle.
Wood noticed the blunt, a cigar that's been hollowed out and repacked with marijuana, when Stuckey asked for directions.
Stuckey admitted that the blunt contained marijuana. Investigators also found a baggie with about 5 grams of marijuana inside the Chrysler.
Stuckey faces a misdemeanor charge of possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana and was taken to jail.
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Man with marijuana cigar behind ear asks Port St. Lucie cop for directions
By WILL GREENLEE
TCPalm.com
Posted June 21 2007, 11:26 AM EDT
PORT ST. LUCIE - Maurice Stuckey made a critical error Wednesday when he asked Officer Matt Wood for directions but forgot to remove the marijuana "blunt" tucked behind his left ear.
Stuckey, 20, of Dolton, Ill., reportedly asked Wood, a former narcotics investigator, for directions about 3:30 p.m. at a convenience store in the 1600 block of Northwest St. Lucie West Boulevard, according to a Port St. Lucie Police report obtained Thursday.
LocalLinks
Wood and another officer, who were on foot patrol at the time, were at the store when they saw a red, two-door Chrysler park and Stuckey get out of the vehicle.
Wood noticed the blunt, a cigar that's been hollowed out and repacked with marijuana, when Stuckey asked for directions.
Stuckey admitted that the blunt contained marijuana. Investigators also found a baggie with about 5 grams of marijuana inside the Chrysler.
Stuckey faces a misdemeanor charge of possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana and was taken to jail.
Latest Religious Messages
While the California Assembly debated an open-hand-only spanking bill for parents this spring, the Bethel Baptist Church in El Sobrante continued to demand that spanking by flexible rod is the only punishment acceptable to God and that will produce wisdom in the child. No sturdier weapon may be used, nor the open or closed hand, nor even mere yelling, according to a church pamphlet cited by InsideBayArea.com for a May report. Said one parishioner-parent, "With my girls, the spanking relieved them of their guilt, which allowed them to be happy in a very short time afterward." Said another, "We disagree with timeouts. ... That's an attack on spanking." [InsideBayArea.com, 4-28-07]
In May, The Times of London, interviewing witnesses in Diyala province in Iraq, described scenes from the hard-core Salafist version of Islam being enforced (similar to what the Taliban imposed in Afghanistan), including breaking the fingers of those who repeatedly smoked cigarettes, prohibiting grocers from displaying bananas (as "obscene"), and requiring them to screen cucumbers from tomatoes (as the latter are "feminine vegetables"). One local man said he assumed that another restriction that farmers modestly cover their goats' "nether regions" was just a rumor, until he saw a goat wearing boxer shorts. [The Times (London), 5-3-07]
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