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Man with marijuana cigar behind ear asks Port St. Lucie cop for directions

By WILL GREENLEE
TCPalm.com
Posted June 21 2007, 11:26 AM EDT


PORT ST. LUCIE - Maurice Stuckey made a critical error Wednesday when he asked Officer Matt Wood for directions but forgot to remove the marijuana "blunt" tucked behind his left ear.

Stuckey, 20, of Dolton, Ill., reportedly asked Wood, a former narcotics investigator, for directions about 3:30 p.m. at a convenience store in the 1600 block of Northwest St. Lucie West Boulevard, according to a Port St. Lucie Police report obtained Thursday.



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Wood and another officer, who were on foot patrol at the time, were at the store when they saw a red, two-door Chrysler park and Stuckey get out of the vehicle.

Wood noticed the blunt, a cigar that's been hollowed out and repacked with marijuana, when Stuckey asked for directions.

Stuckey admitted that the blunt contained marijuana. Investigators also found a baggie with about 5 grams of marijuana inside the Chrysler.

Stuckey faces a misdemeanor charge of possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana and was taken to jail.


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