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<---------- Drake's eyes! on my profile pic! not me. the Beautiful Drake

so what do you know ? 15 mintues of fame!

PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - A federal prisoner was sentenced to an extra 18 months in jail on Friday for threatening to kill former first lady and New York Democratic Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, prosecutors said.

He told a psychologist he made the threat because...
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How to start your day with a positive attitude:

1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.
2. Name it "George W. Bush".
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to delete "George W. Bush"?
6. Calmly answer, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly...
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also:

BENEFITS OF FAITH-BASED...
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note minor update: addendum: 3-6-05

How to start your day with a positive attitude:

1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.
2. Name it "George W. Bush".
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to delete "George W. Bush"?
6. Calmly answer, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly...
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this is only a joke, let's hope it does not become a reality


Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza
Hut. May I have your national ID
number?

Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an
order.


Operator: I must have your NIDN first,
sir.


Customer: My National ID Number, yeah,
hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610.


Operator: Thank you Mr. Smith. I see you
live at 1742...
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Drake's Tarot Reading
(from The Illuminatus Trilogy)

"You have the talent," Drake said coldly, "but you are still basically a fraud, like everyone in this business. Your worst victim, madam, is yourself. You deceive yourself with the lies that you have so often told others. It's the occupational disease of mystics. The truth is that it doesn't matter whether I destroy myself alone or destroy...
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Drake's Tarot Reading
(from The Illuminatus Trilogy)

"You have the talent," Drake said coldly, "but you are still basically a fraud, like everyone in this business. Your worst victim, madam, is yourself. You deceive yourself with the lies that you have so often told others. It's the occupational disease of mystics. The truth is that it doesn't matter whether I destroy myself alone or destroy...
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Drake's Tarot Reading
"You have the talent," Drake said coldly, "but you are still basically a fraud, like everyone in this business. Your worst victim, madam, is yourself. You deceive yourself with the lies that you have so often told others. It's the occupational disease of mystics. The truth is that it doesn't matter whether I destroy myself alone or destroy this planet -- or...
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"You have the talent," Drake said coldly, "but you are still basically a fraud, like everyone in this business. Your worst victim, madam, is yourself. You deceive yourself with the lies that you have so often told others. It's the occupational disease of mystics. The truth is that it doesn't matter whether I destroy myself alone or destroy this planet -- or turn around and...
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....... any Ani Difranco fans, she is appearing on the tonight show this friday.....................

it seems something is awry. this alien mouth is so beautiful!! & keeps morphing! ................. and i think the Bush girls should become suicide girls! ha ha!! ............... ain't no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones! ............... i think i might change my name! just for fun! ..............let's see Gilgamesch! Goobersnort..........Garglemoost.......Guincelnost..........

what the fuck!! ..................... ..... ........... ................ condoleeza rice looks pissed!! .....

does condy rice look pissed???