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Clown Is Running for Mayor of Alameda
Tuesday, October 3, 2006 4:07 PM EDT
The Associated Press


ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) A real clown is running for mayor of Alameda, and even his sister won't vote for him.

Kenneth Kahn, 41, a professional joker known as "Kenny the Clown," admits he's running a long-shot campaign for City Hall's top spot. Kahn has not previously run for...
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drake:
Well, I never went to LA with any guy except my brother, but THIS one I met in San Diego, which is close! I think you've got the gist of it. wink

How are you doing lately?
foxy:
Aww, thanks a lot, I try my hardest to be as naked as possible, haha. wink
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Pig Withstands Tasers, Cops on U.S. 41
Friday, September 15, 2006 8:48 AM EDT
The Associated Press


GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) A pig withstood taser shots from police officers and eluded authorities for more than an hour after wandering onto Green Bay's major highway. The 150-pound pig was spotted by a passing driver on U.S. 41 at 6 p.m. Wednesday night, Green Bay Police Lt....
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dancer29:
On the nose! Thank you!
billiejoe:
kiss
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ok so this is just too strange.... here we go !!

Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird (.962)

WEEK OF JULY 16, 2006

LEAD STORY

The Texas insanity-defense law requires that a delusional person acting under "orders" from God be judged not guilty by reason of insanity, but that a delusional person acting under "orders" from Satan be considered sane, according to prominent forensic psychiatrist...
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sky:
thankyou for the set comment smile
sky:
such weird things happen in prague, huh.
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Free Gas Sets Off Fights in Milwaukee
Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:46 PM EDT
The Associated Press

MILWAUKEE (AP) Two vehicles crashed and four people were arrested in excitement over a gasoline giveaway Wednesday to reward the city for its safe-driving record.

For the most part, hundreds of drivers waited patiently for hours for about $30 worth of free gasoline each that Allstate Insurance provided...
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meow:
Thanks for the set comments! kiss
And you made me a fave girly too! Awww....
miao!! blush
saffrie:
thanks 4 the lovelyy comment on my set...MUAH...hugsss biggrin kiss
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i might be a terrorixst!! eeek

Man With Faulty Penile Implant Gets $400K
Friday, June 23, 2006 7:24 PM EDT
The Associated Press
By RAY HENRY

PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.

Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before...
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salome:
Eh, I think the asshole is the one person on the site who I know has a personal problem with me. Fuck 'em. Thanks for the compliment though, it's appreciated! kiss
vicky:
Hi there, no we're not related. I was told I look like her once before when I had dark hair. Any comparisons are very flattering, thankyou! blush
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it's funny with the new website setup, at times when i click on stuff, if comes up with ... "redefining beauty with one ho ..... and the actual statement being redefining beauty one hot chick at a time. sorry struck me as funny ..!! Evan Gofuserect Gilgamoshus


Dr. James Forsell, senior vice president of Tissue Banks International, discusses the details of...
Scandal Rocks Human Tissue...
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kay:
The whole episode? How do I make it work? I must be missing something?

~cheers
junnie:
thank you for your lovely compliment and as for your journal....WOW! Such disappointment in the medical profession!
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this story really pisses me off!


For Wiccan Nev. Soldier, Death Brings Fight
Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:14 PM EDT
The Associated Press
By SCOTT SONNER

RENO, Nev. (AP) Nevada officials are pressing the Department of Veteran Affairs to allow the family of a soldier killed in Afghanistan to place a Wiccan symbol on his headstone.

Federal officials so far have refused to grant the...
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bebe:
thanks, lost of bands on your list that I have not heard of, but will check out as I like all the bands on your list that I do recongnize...
bowie:
Thank you so much for commenting on my set!
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Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
Monday, May 15, 2006 5:12 PM EDT
The Associated Press


AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses and the zoo said Monday. In the incident Sunday at the Beekse Bergen Safari Park, several Sloth bears chased the Barbary macaque into an electric fence, where it...
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faithe:
boy u write a lot! also the one eyed cat thing is pretty freaky, but i cant stop looking at it! eeek
faithe:
you know im only requesting your friendship cos u told me the whole story about the cat wink
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Police Find Dog Carcass Dressed in Clothes
Wednesday, April 26, 2006 5:38 PM EDT
The Associated Press


PITTSBURGH (AP) Police found a dead dog dressed in blue jeans, a T-shirt, socks, tennis shoes and a baseball cap on the rear porch of a home on Monday in the Stanton Heights neighborhood.

Police Lt. Kevin Kraus said the dog, apparently a boxer-pit bull mixed breed that...
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aya:
I love butter pecan! But the thing is you can't eat as much of it as you can vanilla -it gets too sweet
nicolelee:
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this is really weird how fanatical the Indian fans are about their actors/celebrities, etc !!


BANGALORE, India (AP) Raj Kumar, a onetime child actor who became one of south India's most beloved movie stars and later was kidnapped by a notorious bandit, died Wednesday at age 77.

He died in a Bangalore hospital of cardiac arrest, Dr. Ramana Rao told the Press Trust of India...
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maddy:
the kitten creeps me out a little
kyrakitty:
You talk about my lips and ask what I've been up to? What're you trying to imply? *brow waggle*
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Three Men Charged in 'Dungeon' Castration
Saturday, April 1, 2006 3:53 PM EST
The Associated Press


CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday.

"It's extremely bizarre," District Attorney Michael Bonfoey said in a telephone interview. "It's incredible the amount of ways that people can...
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aya:
Bless Oryx indeed!
foxy:
Oh yes of course!
My british accent needs a bit more practice but I think one day I'll sound posh and I'll go on stage with my play "Lord Cardington's tea party"