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I stopped by Uwajimaya after a press check at the printer across the street Friday morning, looking for cool Japanese packaging and, more importantly, delicious bits of Janglish. Some of my more impressive finds:

On gummy fruit packaging:

Its translucent color so alluring and taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings on a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.

also

Every drop of fresh apple juice, carefully pressed from the reddest apples, shining in colors of the cheeks of a snow-country child, is yours to enjoy in each soft and juicy Kasugai Apple Gummy.

On packs of gum:

A light and gentle sweetness coupled with lasting flavor & comfortable chewiness. Enjoy the delight only from Lotte.

and

Hi-technical excellent taste and flavor.

If there's one quality I want in my gum, it's definitely "hi-technical."

Oh, and check this out: someone swapped the rear plate of my car! WTF?! What's the point of that, especialy considering my tabs were expired? Does my car now have the plate of a stolen car on its ass? At least the tabs are current now. I suppose I better go report this to someone tomorrow morning.