So...my insurance company totaled my car after running it through a ditch. Those fuckers say it's not 'cost-effective' to have it repaired. What good is insurance anyway? Oh well, at least I'll be getting some money to get a new vehicle.... Anyone know the 'blue-book' value of a '92 Lexus ES300? Maybe I'll try to Google it.
On a weird note.... I dug out a NOFX cd I haven't listened to in a while, and two songs kinda stuck out and made me think of some things that have been happening recently. Well sorta, but they're fun and I just want to put the lyrics in my journal so....
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This one could apply to any of the girls on this site....
Louise
$"She's gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt
A butterfly vibrator strapped tight to her clit
But who's got the remote control?
That would belong to Louise
She's got a new pet, a real vaginal tease
You know that mommy's little girl is not gonna do as she please
If she don't want to get a spankin'
She likes to speak like a six year old brat
Mommy dicsipline me, 'cause you know I've been bad
Start with a 'cat', then she'll move to a 'crop'
Neither one is willing to stop
She knows that girls just wanna have fun
With four piercings on each side of her labia
A little luggage lock connecting each one
Prevents her girl from going astray
Slut you think you've seen your master mean
You better lick my puss and asshole clean
Treat my clit like bubblegum
Bitch make me cum
It's time for bed, she'll secure her head
Between her thighs for a thorough night's suck
Along with this she'll be drinking her piss
So Louise don't have to get up
Two goddesses in love
One resides below, one reigns from above
One adorns cuffs, while one covets keys
The purgatorial touch of Louise...."$
This one just goes so well with the previous song. Kinda makes you think of how some guys feel nowadays with all the girl on girl action going on, and it being much harder for them to get laid because of it.
My Vagina
$"My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used
My vagina has lots of extra skin
They took my 'outie' and made it an 'in'
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond
Operation, successful
But now I gotta pee through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass, I go from front to back
'Cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I trade it in for a pair of huge 'cans'
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation, paid up-front
Now I show all my friends my new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird, but that's ok with me
'Cause now I kick thier ass
Play from the ladies' tee
There's nothing finer than having a vagina"$
Have fun everyone!
On a weird note.... I dug out a NOFX cd I haven't listened to in a while, and two songs kinda stuck out and made me think of some things that have been happening recently. Well sorta, but they're fun and I just want to put the lyrics in my journal so....
.
This one could apply to any of the girls on this site....
Louise
$"She's gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt
A butterfly vibrator strapped tight to her clit
But who's got the remote control?
That would belong to Louise
She's got a new pet, a real vaginal tease
You know that mommy's little girl is not gonna do as she please
If she don't want to get a spankin'
She likes to speak like a six year old brat
Mommy dicsipline me, 'cause you know I've been bad
Start with a 'cat', then she'll move to a 'crop'
Neither one is willing to stop
She knows that girls just wanna have fun
With four piercings on each side of her labia
A little luggage lock connecting each one
Prevents her girl from going astray
Slut you think you've seen your master mean
You better lick my puss and asshole clean
Treat my clit like bubblegum
Bitch make me cum
It's time for bed, she'll secure her head
Between her thighs for a thorough night's suck
Along with this she'll be drinking her piss
So Louise don't have to get up
Two goddesses in love
One resides below, one reigns from above
One adorns cuffs, while one covets keys
The purgatorial touch of Louise...."$
This one just goes so well with the previous song. Kinda makes you think of how some guys feel nowadays with all the girl on girl action going on, and it being much harder for them to get laid because of it.
My Vagina
$"My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used
My vagina has lots of extra skin
They took my 'outie' and made it an 'in'
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond
Operation, successful
But now I gotta pee through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass, I go from front to back
'Cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I trade it in for a pair of huge 'cans'
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation, paid up-front
Now I show all my friends my new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird, but that's ok with me
'Cause now I kick thier ass
Play from the ladies' tee
There's nothing finer than having a vagina"$
Have fun everyone!
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Sorry about your car! I hope you get a fat check.
i have them categorized into meats too.
linguica nipples, for the fairly small ones,
pepperoni nipples for a little bigger
salami for the bigger ones.
and bologna for the ginormous ones. that cover the whole boob